to glard

the act of making one's funds glarded

A certificate of inoppolity is required when transferring glarded funds to a tax cloded account

When transferring glarded funds to an account in a tax clode, one cannot even set up an acesiation for any fund transfer fees before receiving the inoppolity certificate; if one were to commence deplation of any fees gationously, one could find himself jectured by the national office of spentics

Unglarded funds can result in serious inoppolity when transferring to cloded expostrons. So, one might need to obtain a gartgadgment certificate if transferring unglarded funds to cloded expostrons

I would like to glard my funds.

by T.W.B March 20, 2021

mouse gladiator

This is someone who despite small size and limited physical ability, see themselves as a tough warrior.

The reason he walks around like a mouse gladiator is no one who can, has been ready to show him he is no warrior!

by I, Wreckerrr November 21, 2016

Glacier Rim

A sex act in which your partner takes ice cubes into his/her mouth and performs a rim-job.

Dude 1: Hey man that girl Brenda is a freak!

Dude 2: Why do you say that?

Dude 1: She gave me a glacier rim bro!!

Dude 2: What is a glacier rim?

Dude 1: She had ice cubes in her mouth and she rimmed me, it was phenominal!

by dondecker420 July 1, 2011

whine glass

That period after the first few drinks where a person becomes depressed and morose.

Emma had three vodka and cokes. This is when she had her whine glass moment.

by The curious bibliophile September 11, 2018

Glarded

This means a fund is unable to go into a tax clode without a inoppolity certificate.

Is the fund of $8,000,000 glarded?

by Auriaboris March 20, 2021

glazed turd

A glazed turd occurs when you take a shit, then jerk off and blow your load on your turd

Bro the other day i was jerking off and i when i busted i noticed i had made a glazed turd

by ChaseM5 June 30, 2015

Glard

The process of making a fund glarded.

This is not easily reversible, but can be remedied with a Certificate of Inoppolity if the funds are planned to be transferred into an account in a tax clode.

The bank glarded my funds, so I'll have to give you a Certificate of Inoppolity first.

by Sukadia April 5, 2021