Girth Worm 

An incredibly thick penis. Because of the extreme thickness, there are no condoms that can contain this massively wide unit. In order to have intercourse, one must wiggle their dick like a worm for several minutes to burrow in even the loosest of vaginas.

Did you see Philip's girth worm? It was huge!

Girth Worm by Flip Flossy June 30, 2012

Girth Slip

When a persons size means they take up more than their allotted space

That lady should buy 2 train tickets her girth slipped all over me

Girth Slip by Mikerak January 7, 2015

Girth Test 

The Girth Test is a form of measuring the girth of, or circumference of, a man's penis. When you run out of toilet paper and begin to jerk off, you stick the empty tube on your penis. If the tube fits and your cock slides right in, you have failed. If you can't fit, you passed.

Larry: "Hey man, do you know what the Girth Test is?"
Bob: "No, what is that?"
Larry: *holding empty toilet paper tube* "Let me show you..."
Bob: "What the fuck..?"

Girth Test by Optiv November 25, 2019

Girth Day

Girth Day occurs every May 1. It is a day to honor those among us that are Girthier than the average man. Examples of honorees include: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jean Baptista, and Ron Jeremy.

Happy Girth Day!

Girth Day by jmn3813 May 23, 2011

Girth Units 

The unit of measurement used to determine the girth of an object or person.

Person: "Hello, I would like to ship a package."
UPS: "Could you please tell us the weight and girth of the box?"
Person: "Umm... The weight is 18 pounds, and the girth is.... 3."
UPS: "3 what?"
Person: "3... Girth units."

Girth Units by forevercha0s November 12, 2010

Girth Robot 

The great metal God of girth who will wash away your sins and lead you to mechanical salvation.

Girth Robot lives!

Girth Robot by Girth Disciple May 29, 2013

Girth Brooks 

A well endowed man, not only in length but width as well.

- a man with a codpiece that resembles the trunk of a redwood, never ending in length and unwavering in width from base to tip.

- sometimes used to describe the human pringles can.

- in Northeastern Tennessee, this is most widely know as a pseudonym for a country man with an enormous codpiece.

Rick's dick is so big, that when he slid it up in her, he still had two hands on the base. It was like a fat kid wearing a shmedium shirt. Now Rick is known as Girth Brooks.

Girth Brooks by Captain Kack n Bahlz January 12, 2020