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Gilfing

Ghe act of peeing on a piece of ham and forcing it up your partners hole.
Im gilfing currently.
by Sidekick41 March 18, 2024
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Gilking

To gilk; first you need 3 friends and a consenting/non consenting pregnant woman of 3+ months.

Second step, one person penetrates the woman and begins to “go down” on said woman, a person begins to “milk” said woman at the same time

Third step, after the climax of the person “going down” on the woman a third friend jumps onto the poor woman’s stomach cause the unborn fetus and seminal fluids to come out in a rush
Final step, the final friend drinks up the fluids and bits and pieces of the fetas as the final act of this brutal act
“Hey Joesph I heard about your mom being pregnant, do you think me and the boys could go gilking with her?”
by unfortunatethoughts March 22, 2024
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Gelqing

Like jelqing but instead of lengthmaxxing you girthmaxx. Preformed by stretching the shaft horizontally instead of vertically.
Miro: Om have you been jelqing?
Om: Nah man I’ve started gelqing three times a day
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Gelqing

Similar to jelqing, but instead of lengthmaxxing one girthmaxxes. This delicate operation is performed by using two methods:
1. The accordion- the shaft is compressed vertically so the length goes to the girth.
2. The stretch- a user stretches the shaft horizontally

*For optimal results do four sets of 10 stretches/compressions or until failure
Miro- Hey Om have you been jelqing recently?
Om- Dude, I’ve been Gelqing three times a day. I’m going to have a Pringles can by tomorrow
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Gilling

when you clean out the inside of your ass and then lick your fingers afterwards
i heard nate gills

dude what the fuck is gilling
by tentaclemaster420 December 24, 2024
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Gilling

When you finger your anus and lick your finger clean
"Bro, he was apparently caught gilling in the gym shower"
"Ew"
by Gamexai December 25, 2024
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Gilbing

The lesbian version of Gibbing (hence the randomly inserted L)
“I love gilbing evil homophobic maga man babies in the hit video game Team Fortress 2
“Ikr”
by Dapper Snake January 14, 2026
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