Gilled

A status one achieves when they become so intoxicated they leave their present state of mind and body and are taken over by aliens, ghosts, and robots. In turn, causing them quite often to end up in different area codes, falling asleep in someones house and once they are disturbed from their slumber they will vigoursly argue they are in their own home and swear on their lives their roomates are upstairs. The end result usually results in a death punch to the chest to whom ever awakes this beast.

If one can recognize someone is "Gilled" it is best to let them do as they please.

Never, Ever, Ever disturb the slumber of the "Gilled" one.

"Bro, im fittin to get "Gilled" tonight. Ill probably need 100 beers and 2 bottles of 151!"

"RRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Im Gilled!!!!! I Live Here! I Will Eat Your First Born Child! Now Face My Death Punch To Your Chest!!!!"

"Glop glop glop glop glop, steve, getcha, getcha,...im so Gilled"

by Rage Bear December 8, 2009

giffed

The millennial version of the word "posterized." Being giffed refers to the process where a noteworthy dunk over someone else is then turned into a .gif and shared across the internet.

Friend I: Did you see Brandon Jennings get obviated trying to block a dunk again the other day?
Friend II: Yeah that fool got fucking giffed!

by KenmoreFans August 17, 2016

Gilded Cunt

a euphemism for saying a woman is on her period.

She is suffering from gilded cunt.

by Enohp May 18, 2009

Gilled

To bottled things when the big occasion arrives. Tries to say he’s happy with what he’s got but in reality he’s crying his tits off.

Josh “ f*ck I’ve gilled it”

Ben “ you always Gill it”

Josh “ I know it’s cos I can never get hard”

by Gilled May 24, 2020

gilfening

Correlates to the birth of a first grandchild, when a MILF becomes a GILF.

Do you know when her gilfening is?

I think she said the due date was early December.

by redbackporch December 5, 2022

Gilfdo

An alternate kind of vagildo, that states milf, gilf, dilf, etc.. you have variations like milfdo, gilfdo, dilfdo, vagilfdo, bifldo, sifldo...

DAMN!! Nice gilfdo, it's just like the real thing, all saggy and gross...

by milfenzie dildoface November 12, 2007

Gilded Boy

A seemingly nice, golden boy, one would not suspect him of being capable of breaking hearts. However, he does, and when he does it hurts because you would never suspect this person to act like that. They are funny, smart, athletic, attractive and maintain a pretty untarnished record. They enjoy the attention that comes with the golden boy title and will use it to their advantage. Their charming nature makes every conversation feel like flirting, but in actuality, he has been in love with the same girl for six years and will never, I repeat, NEVER, get over it. He pushes all emotions down to avoid confrontation and maintain superficial perfection, but inevitably he will screw you over and then find no fault in his actions. He appears to be golden but a gilded boy will break your heart to get his happy ending.

Person 1: "I think Brad is flirting with me."
Person 2: "Ooo don't get involved with him."
Person 1: " Why he's such a golden boy."
Person 2: "No, he's a Gilded Boy, he only appears that way on the outside."

by noimnotmadanymore February 10, 2019