ed gilbert

An Ed Gilbert is the act of taking a haymaker punch to the vagina. The aim of the Ed Gilbert is to become imbedded fully into the uterus of the recipient, at which point the puncher will begin to masturbate with his own feet, until semen spurts out of every known orifice on the human body. By the end of the Ed Gilbert the puncher will have lost his arm inside the uterus and will begin to stimulate ovulation in the female. This is commonly how the average man and woman will complete coidis. To ensure fertilisation the final actions of the Ed Gilbert include taking a two footed kick and a flying head butt at the anus of the female. Only one in five parcipiants ever survive this mating ordeal.

Is she dead?

Not sure, I heard Alex Barry gave her an Ed Gilbert though!

by Gdgdvccb January 13, 2014

Gilbert 2000s

Gilbert 2000s are the Cheap fake mexican version of Nike trainers that the broke gay hoe Gilbert Ochoa wears. You can find them on ebay or even buy a pair from China.

Marcos: "What are thooooose ?!!"

Gilbert: "Nikes..."

Marcos: "Nah they are the Gilbert 2000s !!!"

by Xxest96xX July 26, 2018

Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert Du Motier, Marquis De Lafayette

A gay French baguette

I'd like one Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert Du Motier, Marquis De Lafayette, Please

by Gay101XDLOL August 7, 2017

Gilbertron

A frat guy who bones everything that walks and get's absolutely hammered every chance he gets.

Slut: "Hey, I think I've slept with that guy a couple times before."

Frat guy: "Yeah, we call him Gilbertron because he fucks the shit out of every girl he meets."

by Callieman October 27, 2012

gilbertism

A religion in which you worship a green tropical fish, from minecraft, called Gilberty.

Louis: All hail Gilberty.

Connor: You follow Gilbertism?
Louis: Of course! May he rest in piss!

by Connor Big Penis June 30, 2021

17 Gilbert Court

A homeland where the many goats around the world live, such as Zion and Saquon. People who live in this house contain the clutch genes of Big Al. (Red Dye is not permitted in this house). Many people that live here have extreme fast growing muscles in certain areas such as the shoulders and calves.

Yo let’s go pull up to 17 Gilbert Court tn. Remember don’t bring the red dye

by Dodndbs October 15, 2021

Gilbert

big ah monkey ah battyfish
likes to swing from trees

oo oo aah aah

"conservative party sucks"
"gilbert is a big dark monkey

by OOOoahhhh October 13, 2022