Gilbert 

colloqiual term refferening to the male genitalia derrived form the oddly shaped penis in the art work of Gilbert and George.

Becky says: " always check the gilbert before commiting."

Gilbert by Lonely lamb July 14, 2007

Gilbert 

An awesome guy/girl who wanted a new name because the name given was complete shit, their parents thought it would be unique but instead they gave the poor kid was given a misspelled mispronounced never found on a coke bottle name.

Demi : "I hate my name."

Tillee : "I know we'll change your name!"
Demi : " Your right call me Gilbert!"

Gilbert by Gilbertkiddo August 9, 2018

Gilbert 

Gilbert can get all the pussy gilbert has the largest cock out of every cock ever (normally over 16 feet long)

oh my god that guy is such a Gilbert

Gilbert by duckyourmom January 12, 2022

Gilbert 

A common nickname for kids from Minnesota. Not to be confused with the word Gildo although both go hand in hand. Typically Gilberts cannot pronounce common words like nickel and they often sound like they are saying neckle due to a Northern accent.

Kenny: Gilbert can I borrow a nickel for the pop machine?

Gilbert: Sure mate, I have a neckle I can spare. Let me go in my pocket and get you one.

Gilbert by madduxsp April 16, 2009

Gilbert 

The wackest guy there is. The name Gilbert is derived from the word Wack. A Gilbert is known to function on nothing but wackness, wild gilberts love to pray on defenseless wacks in the wild. Also a Gilbert cannot function with being wack. Gilberts are very commonly known for being wack from head to toe. It had been said that all of the world's wackness is overflow that radiates off of Gilbert from being too wack.

Look at that Gilbert he is so wack.

Gilbert by Pacs9228 June 1, 2018

Gilbert 

a dude who goes to a high school in the bronx ,we used to call him gaybert yea hes a real duche!

Yo Gilbert is such a gilbert.

Gilbert by a person 1 December 19, 2008

Gilbert 

The worst name ever!! Probably a tiny kid with a long ass neck. Maybe gay enough to have curls...
Something zoo keepers name their giraffes !

Have u seen Gilbert?
Oh yeah the Giraffe at the zoo!

Remember Gilbert from school?
Yeah the small dicked long necked 16 year old

Gilbert by Name Busta 69 July 7, 2018