grunter

A right rough old dog, with yellow bleached hair, 5 inches of greasy roots and no intellect, who's been fucked left, right and centre by thick, ugly, tattooed, toothless neanderthal-type blokes all her life. She's had more pricks than a second hand dartboard. You wouldn't touch her with yours or anyone else's.

"Look at the state of that. What an old grunter!"

by Clarice December 5, 2003

gunter

Front bum can refer to a pussy, or a big, nasty fat person's lap that looks like they have a butt upfront.

Joey kicked Janet in her gunter!

by John Haigh January 19, 2006

Günter

German slang term for weed. Comes from the famous author Günter Grass.

Going down to Mauerpark to get some Günter man. Will you join?

by somenongermandude July 28, 2013

Grunter

A Grunter, is someone who is very ugly and usually has a huge bottom jaw. When you look at a grunter its almost impossible to not picture them acting like an ape throwing the poo everywhere. There are different levels of grunting, a high level grunter would deemed, "He Grunts On A University Level" whereas most just grunt on a 6th grade level.

Dylan: WHOA Shlab...Check out that Grunt Lord!
Sean: Holy Shit! that Grunter looks like he's the type of guy to eat a load of shit every morning!
Dylan: yah...

by dlan September 18, 2007

Gunter

1. A fat german kid off the simpsons who enjoys to eay flavored candle wax
2. A nick name for a obese child who always has chocolate on him and always tryes to hit on girls but always get rejected.

guy 1: omg that guy is such a gunter

guy 2: i know look at him, constantly pulling kit kats out of his pockets

guy 1: and hes been rejected my like every girl in the school but the fat bastard still tries

by TheJoker1984 June 12, 2011

Günter

Noun: Nickname relating to alter-ego of those seriously detrimentally affected by alcohol due to rapid imbibing. Key indicators include vertical swaying (aka loss of balance, bumbling into everything/everyone), limited eyelid function, dazed smiling and the continual 'thumbs-up'.

Verb; To Günter: To rapidly, and often subtley, imbibe signficant quantities of alcohol and subsquently display the characteristics described above.

"Did you notice Günter was out last night?"
'Yeah, he drank twice as much as everyone else then bumbled round the club all night, not fully opening his eyes. He seemed happy though...'

"That guy was completely Güntered last night, he fell asleep in the cupboard with a pizza on his lap"

by definitionLAD October 2, 2012

Gunter(s)

Gunter: To be a Munter with a Gunt.

See Munter: Most often used to describe an incredibly unattractive female who you wouldn't touch with a shitty stick.

See Gunt: the joining of a gut and cunt: usually found in women who are carrying their stomachs in their jeans or pants

Look at those Munters with their Gunts out...Gunter(s)!

by Bintor October 11, 2011