I’ve farted and I can’t get up!

When a person is so old and so powerfully flatulent that it knocks them on their ass and they can’t get up.

This is a most pathetic scenario, I’ve farted and I can’t get up!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 30, 2020

CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER

so high. Used to describe whitebeards massive cock

Person 1: Can we get much higher so high
Person 2: THE ONE PIECE IS REAL

by ONECOCK September 8, 2022

I've fallen and I can't get up

A really annoying catchphrase from the late 80's/early 90's that originated from a commercial for a paramedical emergency radio for the elderly. During the commercial, and old lady falls off her walker and in the most pathetic tone of voice possible, utters this phrase into the advertised device.

Before everyone and their mom was screaming "I'm Rick James, bitch" they were screaming "I've fallen and I can't get up" in a sad attempt to be funny and witty.

by Dassh September 8, 2004

if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft

When a girl wants you in her bed, but she doesn't play Minecraft, tell her this.

(me) Bitch I'm tryna start a minecraft server you in or nah?
(Jessica) Make me your bitch ;)
(me) Listen Jessica, if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft.

by GamingCat0179 September 9, 2019

can't get my head around

It's a form to say that you can't understand.

I saw something yesterday, something that I can't get my head around

by BrNascimento April 11, 2016

can i get an f in the chat

similar to RIP! used in circumstances to show disapointment
ex. "I just failed my test!"

"my mom just died"
"I can't find my juul"
"My cat got hit by a car"
and to all you can humorously say, "CAN I GET AN F IN THE CHAT" and it works oh so perfectly.

older people might not understand but it is truly wonderful

mom: (to my dad) honey, i found your texts with kathleen! who the hell is that???
me: can i get an f in the chat for dad

by bigphatmama January 9, 2019

help, i've fallen, and i can't get up

a catchphrase from some old 80's tv commercial for LifeAlert, a device geared toward the elderly that supposedly was supposed to save them if they became stranded. usually an old woman says it

old hag -"Help, I've fallen, and I can't get up!"

mustachioed dispatcher- "We're sending help right away!"

tv shows ambulance racing down street

by flkjhfkjh November 10, 2007