vaginal gestapo

The vaginal gestapo are a group of women in a work or school setting who subscribe to the belief that they are better or smarter than the men around them. Because of the intelligence and wisdom vested in them by the power of their thundery vaginas, the vaginal gestapo believe that the men around them should do their bidding.

Greg (talking on the phone): What's that screeching in the background, man? Do you need to get off the phone?

James: Don't sweat it. It's just the vaginal gestapo trying to volunteer me for extra work.

Greg: Dude, fuck that shit. Tell those bitches to do their own job.

by Bructus January 23, 2011

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Gestapo

Verb: To slap or punch a sleeping person with the intent to cause as much pain as possible, usually in a group, continuing after the person has awakened.

I hardly got any sleep last night. I must have been gestapoed about twenty times, at least.

by joeyjoeymc December 11, 2011

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Corporate Gestapo

Middle Manager: I'm having a problem with a nigger. Corporate Gestapo, please investigate.

Corporate Gestapo: Va Voll, Mein Herr!

by Honest Richard November 20, 2013

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Booze Gestapo

The Booze Gestapo is a body of people with the authority to walk around camp sites and other places were people are sleeping over and check that nobody is drinking alcohol. They are known for being "to the book" people who like to crash party's. They get a fix out of doing this.

Booze Gestapo agent David Smith: "you are misusing the system!"
Me: no David, the system is misusing you!

by Dutch Ross August 16, 2009

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