permanent zero

A grade that will be put in as a zero and not be replaced. Example: HR Block Budget Challenge

The teacher said that a permanent zero would be given to Misa and Zi because they have not completed their assignments.

by JJBudgetChallenge May 23, 2017

Permanent Boner Syndrome

Commonly referred to as PBS, Permanent Boner Syndrome is a condition resulting from prolonged exposure to an exceptionally attractive woman, such as a Boner of the Month. It is marked by a gradual erection of the penis during such exposure until the penis achieves fully erect status. Symptoms include extreme tightness in pants, the inability to concentrate, the inability to stand, and an overall inability to function properly in society.

Once fully erect, the penis remains erect until ejaculation. Because the erection lasts and will not subside until ejaculation, it is categorized as permanent. Ejaculation can be accomplished 1 of 3 ways:
1) sexual intercourse with the actual woman that gave rise to the erection,
2) sexual intercourse with a different woman while thinking of the woman that gave rise to the erection, or
3) masturbation

Frank: Man that Mari in our con law class is smokin'
Jeff: Yeah, definitely Boner of the Month material
Frank: You don't even know. I gotta run home after every class to take care of my PBS
Jeff: Bro, you have to control your Permanent Boner Syndrome. It's ruining your life

by Franky Bananas March 7, 2009

permanent

unchangeable

when you cut off your leg it's permanent.

by Dapper Unicorn83 March 5, 2017

Germaned It

The act of inconspicuously inserting one's penis into the orifice of another individual.

Awww man, she was just laying there and I Germaned it

by GermanRecipient January 24, 2011

permanent greenlight status

When you are so desperate that you will give the go ahead or "greenlight" to any girl willing to do you. Even really skanky ones. abb. PGS

"Dude you must be on permanent greenlight status, you were gonna bang the girl with the messed up teeth."

by Jake and Will May 30, 2006

permanent marker you in

verb.
taking the phrase "pencil you in" or pen you in to a whole new level of commitment in order to remove all doubts that a pencil or an erasable pen is in use while making plans.

matt: wanna hang out friday night?
rachel: i might have plans friday night...
matt: okay nevermind i guess
rachel: im just playinnnn, im gonna permanent marker you in!

by always your favorite! April 3, 2010

Permanent Impact

When a man anally rapes another man.

N: Don't make me permanent impact you.

Jake: I was permanently impacted last night while sleepwalking.

by Kvothechron October 25, 2020