Geriatric youngin 

Person who absolutely loves the same culture as people who were born during the great depression and some modern day music but hates the 90s

I am 21 and I listen to Doo wop,the 50s;60s;70s;80s;2000s era and that makes me a geriatric youngin.

Geriatric youngin by Kitty Minx June 18, 2021

geriatric texting

When someone text you way too early in the morning. Like as early as old people wake up.

He text me at 5 am this morning. That's some serious geriatric texting. I hate it when he does that.

geriatric texting by J Farrar April 25, 2015

geriatric bypass 

1. The act of denying your actual age in order to give others the impression that you are younger. 2. A medical procedure intended to provide persons of advanced years the appearance of being younger.

For the last twenty years, Jack claimed to others that he's only 39 years of age, and for the last five, he's even used hair coloring. He acts as if he's had a geriatric bypass.

geriatric bypass by Retrospect1986 August 28, 2010

Geriatric bypass 

Euphemism for committing suicide, especially when it's describing a young person.

Did you hear that Heath Ledger's OD was supposed to be accidental?
Bullshit - it was totally a geriatric bypass.

Geriatric bypass by Jayfa September 2, 2010

geriatric fart

old fart

"he's 92 he's a geriatric fart"

geriatric fart by bumb October 1, 2003

geriatric fuck 

- The term the Anthony Kuhn says only to the mentally handicapped, potheads, Sluts of any kind (Kiersten Hores, Ashley George, Kayla Cunningham, ect.), and the political republicans that can not do a damn in society.

Ronnie Hickman-"Hey any of you guys have a dollar?" Kuhn- " NO! So go away you geriatric fuck!"


Hey Tom, I caught up with my neighbor, and they told me that his kid was mentally challenged so I say to them "so he's a geriatric fuck?" So they came in their hands and threw it in my face and yelled "SEAGULLIN'"

geriatric fuck by JPS2984 March 22, 2009

Geriatric sex 

sexual intercourse between two or more older individuals.

Man, those old people in that movie were having geriatric sex! I almost puked!

Geriatric sex by princess1987 November 28, 2010