Geoffrey

A goat with no hair on chin .

Boy you’re not growing any hair , you’re such a Geoffrey.

by The Niggawhisperer October 9, 2017

wet geoffrey

1.when your fuckin a girl from behind,you pull out,flick a gober in her ear (so she thinks u came in her ear)when she turns around,u skeet in her face and then punch her

2.combo of the houdini,donkey punch and a jelly donut

"Last night me and this bitch did a wet geoffrey"

"I like wet geoffreyssssssssssssss&qu ot;

"Yo this bitch took a wet geoffrey like a CHAMPPPPP"
Source: yerpp, south oh bee

by yerpp February 26, 2008

Geoffrey

A very short small man with a very stylish green hairdo. Very funny most times, and can be inappropriate for others. He loves to force people to play Fortnite on the Xbox with him. The girls all love him too, mostly because of his 12-inch penis. Also has a very irritating British accent with all the slang, this can be annoying at times, despite being American. However, do not touch his tea as he will find you and kill you. Overall Geoffrey is a great small person to hang out with

"Who's that?"
"Oh that's Geoffrey!"

by Billy Bob Junior Senior September 2, 2018

Geoffrey

The most gay person in the world. One who thinks they are cool.

Geoffrey told the students that meech was a bad word.

by MEECHER May 14, 2014

Geofrey

He may be rather big, unattractive, and maybe not the best at any sport but when you get a Geofrey be sure to keep him. Well as a friend anyways. His hair may not be on point at all times but he can sure make some people laugh with his crusty lips. Even though he’s on the bigger side Geofrey is a weird, sarcastic, child who wants to be your friend.

Geofrey
Wait you mean Geoffrey?
Nope his mom spelled it wrong!

by Fr fr definition June 1, 2018

geoffrey

This creature has black and ginger hair and resembles a hamster.
Yeah he's quite long in the upwards direction.

Oh look at that geoffrey!

by Smurf LOL January 15, 2008

Geoffrey

A Geoffrey is an incident that is clumsy, not well thought through and usually results in upset.

Accidentally squirts ketchup on a clean shirt. Damn it, I've done a Geoffrey.
clumsy

by Mogalbear May 22, 2016