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Gaycation

The few week period after breaking up with your girlfriend dedicated to bro-time. Usually involves getting absolutely inebriated with your guy friends and pouring out all of your emotions about your ex-girlfriend/the break up. Probable tears are involved
Bro #1: Dude Janine just broke up with me, you wanna hang out tonight?
Bro #2: Yeah let's get fucked up. You can go on a gaycation with us
Bro #1: That sounds great man- I need to talk about my feelings, plus I miss you guys.
Bro #2: Fag.
by SheHateMe63 February 1, 2010
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gaycation

(noun) \ga-ka-shun\ An all-man vacation. Often disguised as "bonding." But really, it's just plain gay.
"Mike, John, and Lawrence are going to Portland for their annual vacation."

"You mean GAYcation..."
by jcr July 29, 2012
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gayligious

someone who is both gay and religious
gareth and john enjoy being gayligious together
by asson May 8, 2008
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gaybation

when a male has a legitimate opportunity with a female and he fails to act upon it he is then put on gaybation. he then has to score with said female in a decided upon amount of time. friends have the right during gaybation to make fun and give absolute hell to the male on gaybation until he has filled his duty.

*context of the situation and enviorment are factors in being released from gaybation
scoring ranges from a kiss on the mouth the getting the girl pregnant

"you are hereby declared on gaybation"
by Apt 1515 November 5, 2008
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gaytion

A Gaytion is a place where gay people only exist there.
SF is a gaytion, go there and your ass will be screwed like a hydra.
by Python April 6, 2006
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gaycation

a period of time when a heterosexual person gets tired of sex with opposite sex and prefers to have it homosexually
Shane: "Why did you go home with that random girl last night?"
Kate: "After that nasty break up with Jimmy, I needed to go on a gaycation."
by jimmbabwe September 19, 2009
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Gaydiation

- The unseen effects emanating from a person, place, or thing which potentially psychologically contaminates typically well-adjusted (and likely, heterosexual) persons in motivation to perform homosexual activities.

- The harnessed potential energy of an item or act to motivate those who witness it to become helpless to do more than take part in the perceived faggotry.

- A euphemism for situations and procedures which the describer deems so demeaning as to suspect the situation as a ploy by its designer to forcefully expose or motivate its participators into sexual activity with the same sex.

- Influential energy that grants known homosexuals additional power to convince normally heterosexual persons into participating in "switching to the other team."

Much like radioactivity, the intensity of Gaydiation can be measured by its severity in Alpha, beta, and Gamma levels.
Researcher 1: "My god! Look at the counter... there's Gaydiation all around us!"
Researcher 2: "Of course there is! We're at a Gay Days parade, ya nimrod!"

Thomas: "The new security procedures the managers approved at work just reek of Gaydiation!"

Mary: "Somehow, this company uses the Gaydiation as a selling point for its diversity portfolio."

Sexually confused teen: "Mom, I would totally go gay for Robbie."
Mom: "Robbie must be emitting some serious gaydiation to influence my son like this."

Popular Culture: It is widely believed that the Ellen show emitted beta levels of Gaydiation toward females, until additional research proved that this gaydiation affected males too.

Filesharing teen: "This DMCA just reeks of gamma level gaydiation!"
by zer0zhp April 17, 2009
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