iPhone Gayness

A tool who brags about their iPhone and doesnt have a real job so it is paid for by their parents

Will's iPhone Gayness is starting to get on my nerves.

by stud0987 August 2, 2012

cock'doud gaynee

an intensely gay sit/kneel consisting of a piercing 'homo-eye' and quite frequently, a silly bum shift to the left.

Haha! Check out that Mike guy's cock'doud gaynee!

by The Jesster December 29, 2007

gayanese

when you talk like your gay and your japanese

man that guy spoke gayanese

by f;dFH;weufhudsfh;wuoefh;udshf; January 20, 2009

gaycebook

The word used in reference to the new facebook. Combining the words facebook and gay because the new facebook is really gay.

What the hell is up with all these yellow boxes on gaycebook?

by Hey Buddy Buddy October 30, 2008

Gayness

The term given to an imaginary aura surrounding a person after commencing a certain action, saying a certain word or phrase, or attending a place. It is said that one is "covered in Gayness" when they do something, which in turn makes them look gay, sound gay, or ultimately be gay.

*John touches Peter's crotch, accidently, whilst walking next to each other*
"Dude, you just touched my dick with your hand. It fully just brushed by it and i felt it on my knob, slightly."
*John proceeds to slide his hands down his chest, to his stomach and over his thighs, in a brushing action*
"I know, I'm wiping off the Gayness as we speak. I feel so gay."

"Hey man, did you see that banging chick over there, she's mint"
"Did you just say mint? and banging?"
"Uh...yeah why?"
"There is so much Gayness around you right now"

"Hey man, what you up to tonight?"
"Oh, me and Jenny are going to see 'The Notebook'. Yeah it's back on the big screen for Valentines day."
"Wow, I can feel an influx of Gayness, through the phone."

by Gaynessbian September 19, 2009

Gaychester United

Gaychester United, N. The word used to derogatise the English football club Manchester United. Which has bought all their supporters by buying up big from other counties in order to win the premier league in the 90's.

"- Did you see the football on saturday?
- Yeah Gaychester won again, I reckon they have the refs in their pocket."
"- Gaychester 0 - Aston Villa 3"
"- Bloody gaychester have stolen one of our players again

by Bisuketto June 17, 2005

Fetal Gayness

One who is gay since birth and will never get gear.

Kleenex was inflicted with fetal gayness, a trait often passed down by both mother and father. He will also never get any gear.

by Mark Mendez July 12, 2006