Gaylord Smorgasbord 

1. An individual who possesses prolific homosexual characteristics.
2. A large group considered to be a source for homosexual pursuit.

1. Whilst speaking directly to the individual: "You appear to be a Gaylord Smorgasbord as you are a male phallic admirer."
2. Whilst speaking to another about a third (Gaylord Smorgasbord) party of multiple persons: "Look at that Gaylord Smorgasbord over there."

Gaylord Smorgasbord by FarqMuff October 19, 2018

Gaylords Say No 

A time tested technique used to trick people into revealing that they are gay. It was famously used on Oscar Wilde into revealing that he was in fact a homosexual.

Rob: Hey did you see that tv show "Gaylords Say No"?

Scott: No.

Rob: Ah ha!!!

Judge: Mr Wilde did you read that book "Gaylords Say No"?

Oscar Wilde: No.

Judge: Take him away!!!!

Gaylords Say No by spektralx April 2, 2009

gaylord

An unfortunate surname.

He was an exceptional basketball player - but he didn't join because he didn't want the name GAYLORD on the back of his jersey.

gaylord by that's not my last name May 22, 2006

Gaylord Focker

1. The name of Ben Stiller's Character in the movie "Meet the parents"
2. Slang for "Hey you, homo"

Me: "Hey, dude, DUDE...Gaylord Focker!!!"
you: Dederp???

Gaylord Focker by King Kong December 15, 2003

Mayor Fanny Gaylord Bumhead Pussyface of Shaftingtonsville 

Possibly the most unfortunate and gayest name EVER

Peasant 1 - Why Good Day Mayor Pussyface

Mayor Pussyface - Good day commoner

Peasant 2 - My, my, dont you have a terribly unfortunate name Mayor Fanny Gaylord Bumhead Pussyface of Shaftingtonsville

Mayor Pussyface - Why indeed i do, thank you for bringing this to my attention

Mayor Fanny Gaylord Bumhead Pussyface of Shaftingtonsville by Mr Connor October 1, 2007

Gaylord

the name of my town. A small town in southern minnesota. All the people who aren't from around here make fun of the name gaylord

Hey im from gaylord. where are you from?
wtf!!! your from a town called gaylord?!?!?!?!

Gaylord by Beth Risk April 29, 2008

gaylord perry 

When a girl spits on your balls and rubs it around.

My girl was slobbing my junk great, and then she pulled a Gaylord Perry on me for a change of pace.

gaylord perry by joebooh2 May 15, 2007