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gawkortunity

1- Any roadside stop for tourists.
2- Something that catches the eye of a driver, making them lose concentration of the road for a moment which usually results in an uncool panicked swerve.
1- Dude can you pull over at the next gawkortunity, I'm prairie-doggin' it over here.
2- Man, The traffic here is so bad. Whoa, nice... bikinis.... HOLY!!!!! FUCK!!! (Screach) That was a close call, gotta watch out those gawkortunities.
by The Constar February 25, 2009
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Gankerfog

When someone has multiple STD's, thus creating "Gankerfog," a steam created during sex of STDs and sweat.
It can be used to call someone promiscuous, saying that they have "Gankerfog" i.e a bunch of STDs.
Daniel: "Hey brohammick, I just fucked Emily last night."
Greg: "Ew!! COODIES! She's REALLY DIRTY, she totally has gankerfog"
(Greg is 10 in this scenario because Daniel has no friends.)
by MKULTRAGOD February 14, 2022
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Code-ganker

(noun)
Someone who can only use/edit code by copying and pasting it from other people's code because they're too lazy/stupid/stubborn to learn it and do it for themselves.
"Damn, this geocities website sucks..nothing but code-gankers...*sigh*"

"I wish those sloppy code-gankers on LJ would fix up their posts already.."
by Amanda-chan January 20, 2005
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Gayker

A portmanteau of the words 'Gay' and 'Baker' meaning a gay baker. A phenomenon that is particularly prevalent in cities such as San Francisco and Brighton, UK. Gay Bakers or 'Gaykers' usually are found in gay districts or specialize in gay erotica cakes. It also can be used as a banterous term for someone who's surname is Baker.
A: "Have you been to the Gaykers on the corner of 21st and Prime?"

B: "No, but I hear they make great French Fancies"

"I heard Tim Gayker took a good catch at the weekend"
by brownsword June 27, 2009
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L.A. Gaykers

The L.A. Lakers are the L.A. Gaykers.

If their fatt assholes of a center (Shaq) can call the Sacramento Kings the Sacramento Queens then the Lakers should universally be referred to as the Gaykers.
The Gaykers suck dick.
by universal altruism December 9, 2003
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Ganker of the Guitar

That douche bag at the party who picks up a guitar and annoys people by play stupid douche bag shit.
"Is that Mike playing the guitar"
"Yah he's a Ganker of the Guitar......lets get out of here"
by Love my guitar February 7, 2010
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Galker

A person who stalks using Google Streetview. It's like stalking in real life but takes a lot longer and has a vastly reduced chance of getting caught. No more having to hide in the bushes or invest in expensive cameras.
To lazy to get your camera out; to hefty to leave your computer; have a need to know what a certain person is doing but would happily just look at a picture of their house taken from a moving car. You need to become a galker.
by Chemlock December 23, 2010
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