Magic the Gathering

n. a card game published by Wizards of the Coast since the early 90's involving (as implied by the title) "magic" cards

MtG is like fucking card crack for gamers!

by Jassinm September 21, 2004

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magic the gathering

Crack captured in paper form. Actually, the original collectible trading card game, originally released in 1993, still going strong today. Made by Richard Garfield, and published by Wizards of the Coast. Two or more players duel each other using various creatures, spells, and artifacts. The object is to bring each other players life total down to 0 in order to win. This can be accomplished in many ways. It's up to you to decide how to do it. Seeing how over 40 expansion sets have been released over the years, there are almost endless possibilities.

Often ridiculed/stereotyped by chads, along with D&D, Star Wars, and World of Warcraft as the epitome of geekdom. On the contrary, it is known to be played by anyone, and most gamers I've met don't fall into the stereotypes, and in fact, do have a life, have other interests, get laid, etc. Only people with no life like to make fun of people who play games like these. Irony at it's finest.

MTG Player 1: I tap all my lands, and fireball you for 10 damage, you lose!

MTG Player 2: Aww, shit!

Random dipshit: What are you two fags doing?

MTG Player 1: Just got done playing a game of Magic, now we're gonna go hit up a kegger.

Random dipshit: Whaa!? I didn't know you nerds did anything else with your lives but play Magic the gathering

MTG Player 1: Yeah, crazy shit, huh? It's gonna be killer! beer and bitches everywhere! And the best part is everyone going is totally chill.

Random dipshit: No way! can I come?

MTG Player 1: Sorry, chads aren't allowed at this party.

by Anonymous1_2 September 10, 2009

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gather

verb- the act of collecting fruits, berries, and nuts into a satchel of some sort. Someone who performs this act is referred to as a gatherer. Typically humans who are named Wayne or have the surname Wayne tend to be the better gatherers. Such gatherers also gather themselves, their satchels, and many and much moments. Some gatherers in the pop culture world include Wayne Brady and Satchel Paige.

Steinberger: gather yourselves, gather your satchels, gather many and much moments

by CPsen10rs August 21, 2010

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knassy gathering

a gathering of pure dysFUNction

1. tassy, tassy jr, bassy, lassy, dassy, hassy, passy, snassy were not all present for the knassy gathering.

2. bassy hates dassy.

3. hassy is beHOLDEN to passy.

4. lassy is a dog.

5. snassy is an entrepreMANURE

by knassy December 6, 2012

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rainbow gathering

A group of people who gather together regularly - usually once a year - to live in harmony with each other and nature. Money and alcohol are not allowed, but sharing and swapping are encouraged. It's basically a chance to step out of the commercial, high-speed world (or "Babylon" as it's been termed) and live simply and sweetly out in the woods with people who want peace and prioritise ecological issues.
The biggest Rainbow Gathering is in America, held annually in one of the national forests. The website is www.welcomehome.org and you can find lots of info about hows, whens, wheres and whys.
And to reiterate: welcome home!

When the earth is ravaged and the animals are dying, a new tribe of people shall come unto the earth from many colors, classes, creeds, and who by their actions and deeds shall make the earth green again. They will be known as the warriors of the Rainbow.
- Old Native American Prophecy

And there you have the point of a rainbow gathering!

by Fleursie July 14, 2006

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