GASTRONOMICAL-BLANKETFART

The release of a silent butt deadly fart in bed, then pulling the blanket over a persons head, causing them to feel as if they are a Jew being gassed.

person #1 "Shanna, what did you give your husband for Hanukah?"

person #2 "I gave him a"GASTRONOMICAL-BLANKETFART".

by lucysky January 24, 2010

Gastronomica

The instrument created by your anal cavity; as in 'harmonica'. Making yourself fart. Using the rare ability to suck air up one's anus and farting it out to produce consecutive deep, full tones. >Warning the use of the gastronomica could cause a sudden need to crap.<

Jim Wilson can play his gastronomica like there's no tomorrow. 'Midnight Honkytonk Stroll' by Fecal Spectrum is awesome 'cause they use the gastronomica.
> Visit Jim and Fecal Spectrum at www.myspace.com/fecalspectrum <

by G. 'WonderBoy' B. December 17, 2008

gastromaniacal

Affected by an obsessive focus on a particular food.

More than once, his gastromaniacal zeal for hot dogs landed him in the dunny with the sharts.

by goodmanjm July 7, 2009

Gastoon

A decent lad with a shell-like appendage on their back and a heart full of warm chili. This tricky bastard likes to stalk friendly DnD games and haunt the players with good times. You think you're tough shit, well you ARE you sexy lad. Keep it cool and gangster.

I think theres a Gastoon in here...

It must be the wind...

by oilycat February 29, 2020

Gastrodisiac

noun.

Something that makes one want to eat. A somnolent makes you want to sleep; an aphrodisiac makes you want to "whack Willy Wonka into Wonderland"; a gastrodisiac makes you want to eat.

(Not to be confused with the adjective appetising. Gastrodisiac is a noun. Do you even language?)

A teaspoon of horseshit? Hardly a gastrodisiac now is it?

by TheRealKlausSchmidt June 8, 2022

gastronomical

Food that is so expensive that it makes you sick

'Man, those hipster burger prices are gastronomical. Whatever happened to a $2 cheeseburger?'

by SushiB March 9, 2013

gastronomy

the study of how long it takes to take a dump after eating at taco bell

the study of how loud you fart after eating at taco bell

the study of farting so loudly that you go flying in the air and crack windows, leaving large marks on an seismometer

jaden just took a huge gastronomy, must've been taco bell

by autistizar December 2, 2013