Gastrobating

Eating something so delicious that it is the equivalent of masturbating and having an orgasm.

Yesterday, Tim was gastrobating so much while eating his Grandma's lasagna and he almost came in his pants it was so delicious.

by blahblahblah78941564891989+874 September 4, 2010

Wasterbating

When a male masturbates with a watermelon for intense pleasure and wetness

My girl wasnt around... so i staring "Wasterbating".

by Tstawm March 10, 2011

easterbating

to dye easter eggs with your seamen (via masturbating) and color dye

hey its easter tommarow" oh shit yeah that means i got to go easterbating today

by stackattack May 12, 2011

Gamesterbating

The act of bragging about your Video Gaming prowess and thinking that it's cool... Coined by the 16bit Assassins

My buddy was Gamesterbating and he actually said, "I made two dragon bone longswords after getting my blacksmith skill all the way up. Then I enchanted them both with two enchantments that did like 100 damage per enchantment because I had that skill maxed out. Then I just pranced around Skyrim with Dragons shuddering in their booties"

by Dunny McGee January 4, 2013

Gasterbation

When you finger your butt, and you fart out a lot of gas

I just had gasterbation

by Billiam Beaver September 15, 2017

Naturistic Masterbating

Where a person who has ran out of ideas to save trees or a nature preserve and has to go to extmere mesasures. Naturistic Masterbation is where a strong point is being made and to stop the man and to give in to his demands. Even if it means getting into nature.

Oh my god! Will that guy stop Naturistic Masterbating. Just let the man be with his trees!

by Mark Jackson. January 17, 2009

basterbating

V. (Baz-ter-BAY-ting):
The act of masturbating using garlic bread or the grease from garlic bread. This has been known to cause plane crashes and affect Counter-Strike:Source performance positively.

Example 1:
Woman: "What happened to that plane!!!!"
Man: "The pilot was basterbating..."
Woman:"Ouch..."
Man:"Yep, Virgin Airways has lost 4 planes this year to basterbating. It's a tragedy."

Example 2:
MooN: "Woah, Grazi is bhopping like a boss!!!"
PedoBear: "Yah, what's up with that?"
Grazi:"Sorry, what? I was busy basterbating"

by MooN333 September 13, 2011