Gareth

a sweet and talented guy, usually a musician, and a friend to all.

1. Did you see that band last night? Their bassist was a Gareth!

2. Do you know Gareth?
Everybody knows Gareth!!!

by secretively February 24, 2010

dirty garnet

going to the strippers and seeing your friends mom working there. then she takes off your belt uses it s a dog collar and rides you around the stage.

man did you here about last night at the strippers , i'm such a dirty garnet!

by steve jobbs September 22, 2008

kevin garnett

Noun.

1. A huge choker.
3. A self-proclaimed "underpaid" 30-million earner.

1. Webber missed two freethrows with 0.5 second left... He is a Kevin garnett!
2. The receptionist in my company is paid $100000 annually and she asks for a pay rise! She is a Kevin Garnett!

by Chris G. Parker September 16, 2006

Dirty Gareth

A man that has an above average size of penis is very kind but not to be taking for a fool they are also strong alpha males not to be looked at the wrong way

Dirty Gareth battered the shit out of someone who looked at him the wrong way then later went hom to be an alpha male pleasuring his lady.

by Ninjalad March 29, 2020

Dirty Gareth

Not to be confused with a ‘dirty Garfield’, there is no pussy involved with a Dirty Gareth. The Dirty Gareth defines the mutual destruction of two male anuses, specifically describing the act of anal fisting between two similar looking Middle Aged Caucasian men.

See them two men at bar, that’ll be a Dirty Gareth tonight.

by Bazza66998 February 26, 2019

Gareth Bale

Synonym of physical injury.

Bob was taken to hospital for minor gareth bales..

by Saltbender November 13, 2017

Gareth

Gareth. One of the best guys around, has a massive schlong and gives great advice, so sweet and they'll never hurt you. Gareth's are like family, cherish them for as long as you have them, normally brown-black haired with brown eyes and full lips

Person 1: who's that?
Person 2: must be Gareth, look at that schlong

by JanuaryChest June 24, 2021