Gargantua Magnia Regina Homophilia

Latin for "Massive fag hag"

A woman who is extremely obsessed with homosexual men.

"My wife is such a gargantua magnia regina homophilia, but she still doesn't let me fuck her up the arse."

"Karen has so many gay friends!"
"Yeah she's a total gargantua magnia regina homophilia."

by LikeTinkiWinki January 26, 2009

gargantic

A combination word used to describe something which is extremely large. Larger than life. Derived from "gargantous" and "gigantic."

"Someone told me that Lou Ferrigno was smaller than Arnie; like he was only five foot four or something! WRONGO! I saw him at a downtown nightclub! They practically had to take the door off the hinges so he could get in. He's gargantic!!"

by psiscott April 26, 2006

gargantuan clamneck

A gargantuan clamneck is male OR female fat as a elephant with no desire to reduce their girth, sometimes discovered when a hole gotta be cut in the side of the house for a doctor visit. Funny thing about a true gargantuan clamneck is that when the status has been reached they movement can be so limited that a facilitator is often required a'la MASTER BLASTER relationship...

holy shit my aunt Gerry was so fat she almost sunk da boat,
I think she's a freakin' gargantuan clamneck!

by spidergrafx October 19, 2010

gargantuan hoe

thats a huge bitch with a hairy back,a big stinky pussy, bed sores, and the gout

that gargantuan hoe looks like she ate my ass for dinner

by Brian Dennehey January 24, 2007

gargantuant

A tremendously large person;giant

I looked up at the slutty gargantuant

by Xhira May 16, 2015

Gargantillow

A massive pillow that extends beyond the heightness and width of the individual laying within the comforting boundaries of the fluffy device. The pillow is massive and amazing. It dwindles the effectiveness of any man's cuddlebility as the pillow does not move, snore, or drool. Often loved by preggos.

I don't need a man, I've got a gargantillow!

by TalkStory July 20, 2010

Gargantu-Queer

An incredibly large person who has been exposed to high doses of the gay virus. Taking over their rational thinking and causing them to roam the world for no other purpose than to go on shopping sprees and speak down to all others. In their free time they enjoy watching every episode of Glee and sipping white wine while listening to music by artists such as Ricky Martin. Infected subjects will be prone to hitting on straight men and having sexual relations with others just like them.

Chris is a giant Gargantu-Queer. He loves nothing more than a full night of passion with yet another of his own kind.

by We.Like.Vaginas December 28, 2011