An incredibly large person who has been exposed to high doses of the gay virus
. Taking over their rational thinking and causing them to roam the world for no other purpose than to go on shopping sprees and speak down to all others. In their free time they enjoy watching every episode of Glee and sipping white wine while listening to music by artists such as Ricky Martin. Infected subjects will be prone to hitting on straight men and having sexual relations with others just like them.
Chris is a giant Gargantu-Queer. He loves nothing more than a full night of passion with yet another of his own kind.