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Gaping Asshole

An rectum of a female or male which has been expanded to a wide state. This is achieved by anal sex or stimulation with another object or sex toy.

A gaping asshole is created when the anal sphincter is stretched from anal penetration to reveal a 'gaping' effect. This is seen in varieties of hardcore pornography featuring anal sex.
I was having anal sex with her, my penis was so large for her that when I pulled out and saw her gaping asshole.
by Mr Chris, August 18, 2007
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Gaping for a Raping

An individual of distinct attractiveness, often aware of the fact.
One you would very much like to have sexual intercourse with.
Tom, 'Wow look at the ass on that!'

Mike, 'Damn, she is gaping for a raping!'
by Killercatt October 21, 2009
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Big Gaping Cunt

Also known as "BGC".

People who are so extremely miserable no matter how good things are, are characteristically gifted as being transmitters and breeders of a "BGC". In context, these are generally miserable people you may live or work with that, by default, suck your life force from your body merely by being in the same room, or standing next to you.

You will be immediately afflicted by the "BGC" bug by a sudden feeling of worthlessness, loathing, and have a sudden urge to walk into walls, babbling incoherently, or in extreme cases, feel an extreme urge to slap the living shit out of the source of the "BGC" bug. These wretched individuals may also have foul smelling breath and unkempt hair and clothes.

Many times, in extreme cases, affected people will cower in a corner whilst piddling and defecating themselves while the "BGC" bug runs it's course. Do not confuse these symptoms with those associated with the "Poopie Monster" syndrome. The affected person with the "BGC" bug may also defecate themselves without knowing it.

There is no known cure at present for the "BGC" bug, and each case is unique in that the symptoms may run from only several minutes to many days at a time.
"Oh no! Here comes the Big Gaping Cunt! Everyone run!"
by Mongameister December 8, 2007
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gaping

by Studio February 25, 2003
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galang

Translated as go along: too blessed to be stressed especially on people hating on you.
You a Real top a toppa
no careless lappa
no gyal can't step in a you shoes
Let go a passa passa
let them a chatta
no gyal can't hotta than you (Galang Gyal)
Whop dem one by one. (Galang Gyal)
top dem two by two. (Galang Gyal)
drop dem three by three. (Galang Gyal)
from you know seh you (Galang Gyal)
spin your roll gyal big up unnu chest. (Galang Gyal)
when you touch the road ah pure stress. (Galang Gyal)
you always wear (Galang Gyal)
and you no care if a gyal wan vex. (Galang Gyal)
by peace of mind September 16, 2005
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aerial gaping

When a shark attemps to vent its frustration after losing a kill by suffocating and punishing itself through raising its head and gills above the water and attempting to breath the open air.
Look at the aerial gaping on that shark! It's huge!
by Andrew and Taylor October 23, 2006
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Gapingassitus

Chronic condition in which one's anus is miraculously opened to enormous sizes at any given moment.
Sometimes I wake up in the morning with half of my bed up my ass, I think my cat Mittens was swallowed as well. Then I knew I had Gapingassitus. It was time to call Uncle Brian.
by ChronicPineapple February 17, 2014
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