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gayer than a picnic basket

Being so extremely gay that there is a high chance of said gay person exploding into kittens and rainbows. Not to be confused with gay as a picnic basket, which is the stable equivalent.
Josh - That guy is gayer than a picnic basket!

Eric - I'm going to keep my distance, my insurance doesn't cover injuries made by shards of rainbows!

Josh - Now that you mention is, I am allergic to cats.... Better safe than sorry....
by Ima Sonovabitch August 22, 2012
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gayer than eight guys fucking nine guys

A way to describe something that's really, really gay.

'Fucking' can be replaced with 'Blowing' as well.
"80s metal videos were gayer than eight guys fucking nine guys."
-patton oswalt
by dree October 26, 2005
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gayer than Christmas

An extremely flaming homosexual. The concept "gayer than Christmas" is used because Christmas is probably the "gayest" time of the year..and to be gayer than Christmas is, well, obviously very gay!!
"Dude, this guy is gayer than Christmas. When he opens his mouth a purse falls out!"
by <3 Megs* December 29, 2005
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Gaymer

A Gaymer has spent many hours playing games to the point that they have ascended above gaming itself
by Fruit Sald March 28, 2021
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Gaymer

Pat is a gaymer
by GAYLAD February 20, 2019
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Gayer than jizz on a mustache

dude, watching dancing with the stars is gayer than jizz on a mustache
by vooks November 4, 2008
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gaymer

a person who plays videogames, and is also homosexual
damn, that man is a gaymer
by LittleWeebChild March 30, 2021
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