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five gallon fart

When you realize you realize you only had to fart after sitting down to take a shit but you flush the toilet anyways
Joe: I pulled off another classic five gallon fart at Gina’s house yesterday

John: Seriously!? There’s a drought going on in California and you’re out here wasting all that water on flatulence?!
by chunky tinkler May 28, 2021
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Whore's gallon

The exact amount of cum needed to overload a woman's throat, mouth, and nasal capacity causing cum to spray out from her mouth or nose
I haven't nutted in 2 weeks. I'm going to give my girl a whore's gallon
by J0hnfrum September 6, 2018
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Jogn: Bro Ezra you're such a Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish
Ezra: Stfu Jergens Ultra Healing Hand and Body Lotion, Dry Skin Moisturizer with Vitamins C, E, and B5
by TheHolySampleText March 23, 2022
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Grand Galloping Gala

is a giant event that occurs in the show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". It is where certain ponies of high class are invited to a grand ball at the palace where they enjoy fine dining, music, etc. This is also a event where the ponies may be able to meet the Princess. The Grand Galloping Gala is also to be said as a event where every ponies dreams come true.
I must wash my mane to look nice at the Grand Galloping Gala.
by kougagirl101 August 22, 2011
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Luke Gallo

Massive fuckboy, thinks he’s popular, but no one really likes him. He’s literally had 13 girlfriends, not a single one hot.
by Stro62305 September 26, 2018
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Gallophobia

An excessive fear of France or anything having to do with France including its language and culture.
Bush was Gallophobic so he named french fries freedom fries instead.
by rentastrawberry October 27, 2004
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Gallows

An awesome Punk band from Watford UK, they put on the BEST live shows you will ever witness. They also hate the fuck out of bands like brokencyde and jefree star. They say what they think and don't give a fuck what people say. A proper band doing it for the love of music not to sell records!
"Dude I just saw the Gallows live!"

"Man I envy you can I worship your feet"
by twatticus October 9, 2009
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