Fart Gallop

When you run and have to fart really bad, so you clench your butt cheeks together to hold it in while galloping.

That burrito I ate earlier had me fart gallop my way to the bathroom.

by MallY Big Mac September 30, 2017

all nine gallons

the act of a person blowing off his load and splurging out all nine gallons

josh had went all nine gallons on that hoe

by wooderman123 February 14, 2017

gallons per mile

unit for measuring gas mileage for a hummer

My H7 gets 3 gallons per mile.

by st pauli girl is hot April 18, 2007

Gallows Humour

1. a type of humour that arises from stressful, traumatic, or life-threatening situations; often in circumstances such that death is perceived as impending and unavoidable.

2. a punk band based in London/Surrey

1. Tom : "Well... it could have been worse. He could have died from screwing his 86 year old au pair like his Dad did...!"
Dan: "Dude... bad use of Gallows Humour there... thats your brother you're talking about!"

2. "We are Gallows Humour. Fuck your hopeless generation!" www.myspace.com/gallowshumour

by crappypunkchic August 5, 2009

Galloping Ghost

The act of having rather animated doggy-style sex whilst wearing the bedsheets (preferably white) over your head; this gives the appearance of a ghost riding a "galloping" mount.

Me: The sex got so rough the bedsheets flew over my head and before I knew it I was doing the Galloping Ghost

by jaws1385 August 6, 2009

Gallows bait

A person who would make you angry enough to kill,thereby giving you a murder conviction with the possibility of being hanged.

"yuh see yu,i gine leff yu cause yu is bare gallows bait"

by manwithart June 29, 2012

Galloping Justice

When you get a Girl to bend over and from a distance of no less than 10 yards, You (man) would hop on a rhino and gallop towards that girl at a velocity of at least 15 miles per hour, then jump off and intertwine your penis into the girl's anus.

"hey bru, that wasn't the galloping justice! you were on your rhino galloping at 12 miles per hour "

by Batman D Superman April 16, 2008