Gaara

The most badass character from Naruto.

Hes pretty hardcore because he controls sand and has a wicked tattoo on his head. Gaara likes to walk in the beach, destroying kids sand castles, just to build a giant mansion of sand to brag about it.

A day with Gaara:

Kid: Hey! Look at my sand castle!

*Gaara kicks it*

Kid: Hey man wtf!

Gaara: I love to kill things.

Kid: Emo bitch! No one loves you! Kill yourself! I hate you! I HATE YOU!!!

Gaara: What... did... YOU SAY??????????
AAHHRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHYTTHT!!

*gaara goes gaga*

Kid: HOLY SHIT!

Gaara: YOU DONT LIKE ME??? ARRGG! THE PAIN!!! DIE!!!!!

*gaara kills the kid by snapping every bone of him with his sand. Them he makes the body explode, leading to a bloody mess: gibs all over. Them he picks the kids heart, and smashes it with his hand, with blood and blue veins coming from all sides The carnage is unbelievable*

Gaara: I feel better :)

And thats a day in Gaara's life.

by Chullage February 4, 2009

gandalf

santa on crack

you shall not pass!

by lewis June 14, 2004

gaara

One of the HOTTEST characters on Naruto. He is also very strong.

Gaara is such a hottie

by sakura1336 August 18, 2006

Ina Gadda da Vida

The most requested song in a strip club.

Patron: "How much for a lap dance?"
Stripper: "$20.00 for one song."
Patron: "Will they play Ina Gadda da Vida?"

by Nadmenny September 11, 2006

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by GIYOEFVDFSGHDFSGHDF NDFSGHKFDS December 28, 2021

Gandalf

To come back from the dead in a spectacular fashion, normally just in time to save someone's ass from getting kicked. Just like Gandalf in LOTR.

I was sure he was dead after the nuke went off, but he did a Gandalf and saved Bauer's ass.

by pasdaddy May 7, 2009

Gaara

A really cute guy on the popular anime show Naruto.A guy who some girls on the site Fanfiction seem to enjoy writing stories about.Mostly as a vampire.

"Oh,my gosh.Let's write a vampire story about Gaara.He is SO fine."

by Shiro's hope May 11, 2009