Pulling a Guava

To metaphorically fall on one's face; to royally screw up.

Jesus Christ, Ellen! You just pulled a serious guava when you tried to livestream last night! You're queen of pulling a guava!

by Skiivin December 29, 2016

Guava house

Jacob lives in a Guava house.
Jacob: *lives in a guava house*

I.e *jacob chilling* Miranda: GUAVA HOUSE.

by Euroccu September 24, 2022

salty guava

when you let a creampie dry inside your pussy

Bro 1: Yo I gave Amanda a salty guava last night.

Bro 2: Bro

by Sex Cum January 8, 2023

guava roll

tasty roll made with guava and usually eaten with a sauce

I love to eat guava roll on hot and cold days.

by Guava Roll January 24, 2017

Guava juice

Very good. Very good dipped in Rits crackers.

"mfasfpadf so good'
"What're you drinking?"
"guava juice with rits crackerssSSS mmm"

by Shiryoku November 2, 2020

salty guava

When you give someone a cream pie and let it dry inside

Bro 1: Yo I gave Amanda a salty guava last night
Bro 2: Bro

by Sex Cum January 8, 2023