Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake

A roast that is rarely used but is critical when used

Me to a fucktard that roasted me: What did you say you Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ass fucktard?

by IsaacTheMan_YT March 22, 2021

Guava Juice

Guava Juice is a bad Youtuber you shits out content for 7 year old kids. Guava Juice tastes like total sweaty gym socks, which have been out in the sun for way too long.

Don't subscribe.

Person1: Hey, what are you watching?
Person2: Oh just some brainlit.
Person1: How the hell does this exist?

Guava Juice should not exist...

by Garlic Bread_ June 16, 2020

Guava Juice

The best fruit beverage, also a YouTuber.

Guava juice is an interesting YouTuber. He really reminds me of my friend Marcelo.

by Blue Mew42 February 5, 2018

guava

a small yummy fruit that should not be consumed unless found in the liquid form.

mm, that guava sure is pink.

by Anonymous June 26, 2003

guava-cannon

Slang for pussy- especially one that ejaculates, queefs, or pops out shitty children excessively.

"Looking down the barrel of that chick's guava-cannon is like staring at the distended mouth of a palsy patient."

"Swear t'Jesus- I was lyin' on the bed after we fucked, and she climbed over me to use the bathroom. All'a sudden her guava-cannon fires off, and now I gots the chunkies in mah chest hair."

by Abdallah Price November 4, 2011

Guavas

A collective noun for a group of women who drink wine together

Guava night

A group of women gather to drink wine together. (Women are the guavas )
'Sorry Hun you can't watch the game here. The girls are coming over for a guava night... '

by Cause why not August 31, 2018

Guava

Guava is a whimsical mythical creature, known for its love of two distinctive earthly treats: Texas burger and mint chocolate chip ice cream. With a mix of vibrant colors resembling the fruit itself, Guava roams mystical landscapes, bringing joy and laughter wherever it goes. One of its closest companions is the enigmatic Orangegoose, a mystical bird with a unique combination of orange and goose features. Together, Guava and the Orangegoose embark on exciting adventures, creating a magical bond that echoes throughout the mythical realms.

Guava, Peaches, and Orangegoose love to use the rail slide!

by Barbie Girl 🦉 August 2, 2023