guavo 

When something is so incredibly awesome, so amazingly undescribable, so ridiculously insane/intense/dope/sick/sweet...
It's guavo.

Hooooollllly shit dude did you see that? That fool busted a huge cork 7 and totally kissed the battleship! Thats fucking guavo.

guavo by 7h3 C4p7a1n October 13, 2005

guavo 

being especially cheesy; utterly failing an attempt to be cool; creepy; tragically hip; usually applies only to males and often used with dude as in "guavo dude." Term from Seattle white urban (Grunge) lexicon in mid to late 1980's

man. that guavo dude is hitting on your girlfriend.

guavo by Donbowsky April 28, 2006

güevón 

Güevón is a popular curse word used by Colombians to show their anger towards someone. Also used to taunt or make fun of someone.
Someone who’s a güevón is stupid, dumb, sped, etc.

Pablo: ¿Que paso güevón?
Juan: Absolutamente nada.

güevón by ThatColombianAmerican October 19, 2018

Lava Guava 

An alcoholic drink created in the dark and dusty dorms of Northeastern University. Comprised of two ingredients, this mixed drink is as dangerous as saying every word of Mo Bamba in a crowded party as a white freshman. Part Orange Guava Passionfruit Juice and part Malibu (it’s exact ratio is kept locked up like my boy Tay-K), this drink is best made with stolen ingredients from a specific dining hall on campus. It’s preferably served chilled in a crusty Dasani water bottle. Made by Eric Weiss, the clown of clowns.

Yo bro, have you tried Lava Guava yet?

Lava Guava by EWeiss September 8, 2019

Gladius Guavas

Tits that resemble a gladiators sword

Long flat and pointy at the end

She looks like a sword rack with those two gladius guavas hanging there

Gladius Guavas by Working Class Hero December 30, 2020

GUAV 

Genuine- Real.
Unique- Like no other.
Assertive- Confident.
Voluptuous- Curvaceous and sexy.

(1.)GUAV- a woman or young lady who is very confident in their skin.

(2.)No matter what color, shape or size every woman is GUAV!

GUAV by GUAV WIFEY January 21, 2020

Guanopsychotic 

(adjective) Guano (bat sh!t)+psychotic(crazy); bat sh!t crazy, expressed in a way that is less likely to upset or offend parents, instructors, etc. May even get points for creativity.

Did you see that lady yelling at the W@l-Mart cashier? She was guanopsychotic!

Guanopsychotic by JMixx August 6, 2010