how many gifts are they going to give us before we open the present

When an error, follie, or turn over happens in a sporting event and the opposing team does not capitalize.

A football team turns the ball over three times in succession, and all it does is result in three punts by their opponent.
how many gifts are they going to give us before we open the present

by Brad Jelinek October 21, 2007

GTOFTS

Getting Too Old For This Shit!

I ache from playing football yesterday, GTOFTS

by ryandrews April 19, 2010

GTFOS

Get
The
Fuck
On
Skype

Used as a command, usage is generally restricted to writing as the acronym doesn't lend itself to pronunciation. May also be used without modification in the past tense with the "G" representing "Gotten."

Austin, GTFOS! You haven't GTFOS for three months!

by _._._._ April 27, 2011

GTFS

Google that fucking shit.

Andre: "What's the name of that guy from the movie with the minions?"
Keira: " I don't know; GTFS"
Andre: "What?"
Keira: "Google That Fucking Shit"

by krazzed December 18, 2014

gtf2s

A text anagram for "go the fuck to sleep".

Usually used to text to someone when you're too tired to actually say that you want to sleep.

Eric: "I'm so tired, can we GTF2S?"
Me: "Absolutely!"

by marrowdeep October 9, 2013

gthts

GO THE HELL TO SLEEP !!

Milo: wake up I need cock

Kelley: GTHTS NOW

by Ketchup Bottle January 29, 2021

paper gifts

"Paper gifts" are gifts of money (check or cash) or gift cards. Paper gifts are appropriate when the gift receiver does not want an actual present or particular item.

Paper gifts are common for weddings where the bride and groom do not have a lot of space in their new home for bulky gifts.

by BlackCat2014 March 3, 2014