transpo-grounded

the act of grounding oneself (literally) by holding onto the inside latch of an automobile door while sliding out across the seats. this prevents one from getting their pussy, (etc) shocked off as soon as they touch metal.

tina transpo-grounded herself as she exited the car so she wouldn't get zipped.

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

Grounded

Spiritually speaking, to be grounded is to to bring yourself to a heightened sense of awareness in association with the present moment. This is particularly useful in order to feel more joyful stimulation whether physically or perceptually and at the same time reduce the sometimes detrimental nature of the repeating chatter of the mind.

Alan Watts once illustrated this point by ringing a bell. There was only sound; filling up the whole room, passing through you and vibrating your whole being. No words or chatter could have captured the healing nature of such grounding. You were grounded and completely inside the experience.

by Jack Road July 4, 2018

Grounded Teacher

Grounded teacher is colloquially for primary school teacher in Austrian English.

Bärbel is a grounded teacher in Vienna.

by Fridl April 3, 2023

the perfect insult to your enemies(WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME, YOU WILL GET GROUNDED)

whatyoureabouttoreadhereisthemostpowerfulinsultinhumanhistorywithoutadoubt

I want to set on you on fire, but my mother doesn't allow me to burn trash. That is the perfect insult to your enemies(WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME, YOU WILL GET GROUNDED).

by pdtd April 12, 2022

Grounded

Something your parents do after proving them wrong in an aurgument. This can also occur if you point out that your parents often do the same thing they are mad at you for doing.

Susan L Wade: “I Told You To Take Stuff To The Bathroom To Record That!”
Angel Wade: “But Susan. I Don’t Wanna Take Stuff To The Bathroom That I Don’t Want To”
Susan L Wade: “You’re Grounded!”

by Ugh Kan September 13, 2018

Grounded in reality

What the democratic party is not in terms of following their own imposed rules during the covid 19 pandemic

Gretchen Whitmer is not grounded in reality.

by Uncle Dimma June 6, 2021

your grounded

your mother sez ur grounded so you sneek out to your friends or bf/gfhouse1

" YOUR GROUNDED!" screams my mom " okay bi"sez i

by hephulump April 17, 2007