Gimpternet

What's left of the internet on the wrong side of a corporate firewall.

Corporate Shill 1: Oh man, I can't even get to Facebook or Twitter at work! This sucks!

Corporate Shill 2: Yep, we've been Internerfed. Welcome to the Gimpternet.

by |echelon| January 21, 2011

gomper

big ass nipples

dude she had some big gompers

by weiner124 November 11, 2018

Gomper

A person who, for reasons unknown creates large quantities of work out of nothing and panics at the slightest aroma of a comeback.

Quick, I've just caught a glimpse of the gomper, run!

The gomper is calling me again, let's jump from a cliff to escape whatever they have in store.

by Arborist12 November 8, 2019

Gopter

A useless ne’er do well person

A sponger

An uninspired worthless twat, useless accompanied by a dog on string

Look at those bunch of bone-idle gopters sat outside the cafe

by Auz77 March 25, 2020

Goopter

Fire ass top from a toothless granny with oversized saggy tittys.

(Chad): Damn bro.. Tony's grandma gave me some fire ass goopter at her funeral the other night!

(Bradan): Damn.. Good thing it was an open casket.

by splash.dmg October 21, 2020

Gompers

A set of false teeth.

Goddamit, I just dropped my gompers in the bidet and bit myself on the ass again!

by BelAir Hilloc March 29, 2021

gompers

A set of false teeth

I got stuck up to the elbow in the toilet trap, trying to retrieve my gompers, OR
Ahmo have to git me some gompers one o' these days so's I can eat corn again.

by BelAir Hilloc September 3, 2021