Geisting

When someone you've been dating suddenly ceases communication, and just as you think they have ghosted you, they text you. They stay around for a while and then disappear again. This may go on for some time. They come and go, like a poltergeist.

Kate: "How is it going with Tony?"
Grace: "So weird, he just texted me last night out of the blue, after not texting me for 2 weeks."
Kate: "Oh, he's geisting you, huh?"

by The Candidate March 12, 2017

throbbing gristle

Originators of "industrial music" Formed in 1975 by Genesis P.Orridge,Peter Christopherson, Cosey Fanny Tutti, and Chris Carter. Music was very uneasy, sleazy, and in a sense, brillient

Throbbing Gristle are the DEFINATIVE industrial band

by Dagon January 9, 2005

Gristmill

Also known as "The Devil's Outhouse", The Gristmill is located in historically over-priced Gruene, Texas. This small fuck-hole of a town and the restaurant it's cradles should be burnt to the ground.

If I ever commit suicide, it's going to be at The Gristmill.

by Larry Abel September 10, 2009

Glistle

The act, or process of, getting so savagly sweaty that the sun will glisten off your body, causing all onlookers to shield their eyes and masturbate furiously.

Shit, John was so glistle today that I couldn't help but drop trou and fire one off right there and then.

by Andro Ice Juice October 6, 2007

cunt gristle

The residue left over in your teeth after performing a vigorous act of cunninglingus

Dude I dun went down on that chick and was picking out that cunt gristle for an hour.

by Dj's Hate & Rage March 5, 2009

Gristle snorkel

A piece of gristle found typically in meat sauce or lasagna, especially a dish that you are thoroughly enjoying. Gristle Snorkel appears out of nowhere, and once sighted, has an immediate stomach turning effect. Can cause instant vegetarianism, but that does pass.

This spaghetti is amazing.. Oh no.. Gristle Snorkel has put me off. Caesar salad please waiter.

by Betneyb April 20, 2019

Geister Fahrer

Translates from German into "Ghost Driver;" a driver who drives on the wrong direction on an autobahn, often with headlights turned off at night. Usually a drunk driver but can also be a thrill seeker, suicide attempt, or horrendous driver error.

My travel agent warned me about Geister Fahrers before I rented a car.

by gooberliberation March 22, 2006