Glumping

Accusing someone of being homosexual after strongly hinting at having homosexual tendencies yourself.

Dude 1: Wanna see my dick?

Dude 2: No, but that guy's ass is lookin hella phat on god.

Dude 1: Bruh that's kinda gay.

Dude 2: Wtf bro stop glumping.

by Freggsmash May 25, 2020

Glumping

Like when a old lady has lost her dentures and mashes her gums together while trying to talk

“BRO SHES JUST GLUMPING HER JAWS SHE DONT KNOW WHAT SHES TALKING ABOUT.”

by Arytewcool January 28, 2024

Glump

A glumpy glumpsious glum of glumpilious glump.

You are looking extremely glump today.

by Mr. G. Lump August 22, 2023

Glump

An unmeasured scoop of a viscous substance that holds it form

I asked for a glump of mayo on my sandwich.

by Bfrankaboutit August 17, 2022

Glump/ing

I first heard the word glump in mid 90’s as it was referred to as to cum. Glumping is a verb, used in a sentence “oh baby I’m going to glump...oh god I’m glumping!!”

Glump/ing. Verb . As to Ejaculate
Oh god I’m going to glump!
Baby I’m “glumping”rite now.
I just”glumped” in my pants

Being defined as to ejaculation, orgasm, cumming

by GhostownCDA January 21, 2022

Glumping

A medical evaluation involving the cupping of a creatures testicles.

"My God what are you doing?"
"I wanted to make sure the horse was healthy so I'm glumping it"

by Good Shlep March 31, 2022

glump

means lieing so could many words but this wan does so fuk off

your mums got bigger baws than ur da's
that wee guy at 5 has mare pubes than a guy at 40

by danny kent January 14, 2004