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Glocknade

When a Glock handgun malfunctions resulting in a large explosion.
I was at the range yesterday when the guy in the next stall pulled out his glocknade and started unloading on some steel. The explosion destroyed half the city.
by Rampant October 25, 2012
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globoy

One who is swagged out to the max. has so much style he seems to glow in the dark and can be identified in the crowd for his Glowness, came from the rapper Chief Keef and his group the Glory Boyz, they seemed all "Glo'd up"
Chief Keef is a globoy, SD, Lil Durk, Gino Marley, Tray Savage
by yung globoy April 30, 2014
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glockjaw

When your jaw is broken from being pistol-whipped.
Mark has glockjaw; he got jumped outside the club yesterday by a bunch of handgun-toting gangbangers. Poor guy.
by sketchymcdivey August 17, 2012
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tote the glock

1) When a hard ass nigga roles around his hood carrying and or packing one/many pistols made by the Glock Manufacturing Company
"Just cuz i smoke and joke a lot don't mean i don't tote the glock." - Biggie
by sumbird April 8, 2009
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Globophobia

An intense fear of balloons. Usually Latex balloons but can be metallic.
Clown: Hi little one do you want a balloon?
The clown shows a balloon and the kid runs away.

Man: I hate balloons. I run away screaming everytime I see one.

person: Why?

Man: Oh I have Globophobia.
by UrbanBrokenDragon July 6, 2011
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Glock 7

A handgun popularized by the movie "Die Hard 2: Die Harder". Made in Germany, this firearm is constructed entirely of porcelain, is capable of passing through airport metal detectors completely unnoticed. The only downside to this amazing weapon is the price, which is quite expensive. The real MSRP is unknown, but experts say that they cost more than the Dulles International Airport Police Chief makes in a month.

This is not to be confused with the Austrian made 9mm Glock 17, or any other Glock handgun, which are constructed of both steel and polymer, and would quite easily set off an airport metal detector. Retail price on any other Glock firearm is most likely much less than what the Dulles International Airport Police Chief makes in a month. Most Glocks range in price from $400-$600 USD.

No, the "Glock 7" doesn't really exist. I would advise against going into your local sporting goods store and trying to order one. Unless, of course, you enjoy being thoroughly and relentlessly made fun of.
"That punk pulled a Glock 7 on me, you know what that is? It's a porcelain gun made in Germany. It doesn't show up on your airport metal detectors and probably costs more than what you make in a month."
by Convert October 22, 2007
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Glock leg

A condition where a person shoots himself (or herself) in the leg while holstering their Glock pistol.

This can happen with any weapon yielded by a careless user, but it is common among Glock pistols due to the lack of a manual safety, relatively light trigger pull, and lack of a proper hammer to push on while holstering.
How is Jim doing? I heard that he came down with a case of Glock leg at the range yesterday.
by buda2222 August 21, 2008
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