ice cream gland

the gland that makes lazy people fat when they claim to have a gland problem

that person can't lose weight b/c he has an ice cream gland

by robdog073191 May 4, 2005

gravy gland

Large excesses amount of fat clinging to waistline, aka. a gut.

Louis's gravy gland tingled with excitement when he eyed a radio flyer wagon full of Chinese food destined for his gapping maw.

by TK_PBB May 20, 2008

Skene's gland mucosa

A mucosa expelled by the skene's gland!

American Caucasians are researching the skene's gland mucosa!?

by Skene's gland mucosa May 12, 2022

fever of the anus gland

fever of the anus gland is one of the up most dangerous diseases in existence.

think of hiroshima of the anus. times 10, the subtract 5 and add 39. thats how bad it is.

there is no known cure, but someday, some blissfull and painless day, there will be.

there are 5 symptoms:

1) uncontrollable laughter
2) pooping a little in your pants
3) face aches
4) people thinking your dilerious
5)... the unspeakable, think vietnam and world war two all rolled up in a brown explosion of sweetcorn and bloody dingleberries.

then death.

HITLER named the BLITZ after this illness, as blitz rhymes with the shits, a common name for this condition.

"OH MA GAWD, OF GOT FEVER OF THE ANUS GLAND" - the Cream of Sum Yung Guy

"GURRD DARRRMNIT I DUN GOT MA ANUS EXPLODED" - Harold P. Redneck

by THE CLINICK February 22, 2009

Pituitary Gland

A state of being in that it cause one to become in looking like a pituitary gland.

Man, that man Jonathan built like a pituitary gland.

by JohnPoppes February 21, 2023

External Stimulatory Gland

In short - Male penis or Female Clitorus

Also pre fix with "Internal" Male Prostate or Female G-spot

Term to be used in puplic,work,professional environments when subtleness is key.

Jane: Hey, what did you and Bill do last night?
Amy:We watched a movie .... and today my External Stimulatory Gland is sore

Tim: Norm, Want to grab lunch today?
Norm: Naaa , I can't, my secretary needs me to work on her external stimulatory gland.

by TheReal Boo-urns August 5, 2011

bulbourethral gland

A bulbourethral gland (or Cowper's gland) is one of two small exocrine glands present in the reproductive system of human males. They are homologous to Bartholin's glands in females.

Person 1: Whats a bulbourethral gland?
Person 2: It's a gland in the male reproductive system that secretes lubrication.

by Kitten_xx June 15, 2007