Gilligan's Island

1. n. An old show from the 60's that featured dumbasses that crashed a ship and didn't bring the telegraph with them to the island.
2. v. Whacking off a Nurse
3. adj. Ugly

1. Gilligan's Island was so fucking stupid!
2. Person 1 : Did you hear about Jesse?
Person 2 : Ya! He got caught by the principal giving the School Nurse a Gilligan's Island!
Person 1 : I heard he does it all the time.
Person 2 : I heard the Nurse PAYS FOR THAT!
Person 1 : Oh I'm so doing it next!
3. OMG! Bobby is so Fucking Gilligan's Island.

by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006

Gilligan's Island

Any environment where no one is getting off.

The alley between 3rd and 4th street is no Gilligan's island.

by Sir H.C. Notneb March 24, 2023

Vince Gilligan

The greatest human being alive, or to have ever been alive. The creator of the best show on television; Breaking Bad.

Vince Gilligan = Life

by BetterCallSaul November 4, 2013

whale gilligan

someone who cannot control there natural urges to suck penis and someone who cant take the cold hard truth but will happily take dick

whale gilligan formaly known as tom

by D.O.4.H August 31, 2016

sloopy gilligan

When one uses one's big toe (right or left should work in an equally fine manner. Just choose your favorite!) to penetrate the anus of his or her partner.

Both big toes is called a coconut creme pie.

"If Steve really loved me, he'd bake me a long, jagged coconut creme pie until the early hours of the morn', but he's just been passing me the sloopy gilligan for like, two weeks. Guess I'd better kill myself. *raises noose*"

by Courtney Love's last functioning ovary. September 29, 2006

dirty gilligan

When a man is doing a woman doggy style on any type of watercraft, then he screams "Dirty Gilligan", and thrusts into her rear as hard as he can knocking the woman overboard.

Last Tuesday Thurston gave Ginger the old Dirty Gilligan down by the tip of Bab's Island.

by Rick Prescott Sr. June 25, 2007

shit_on_a_blog_gilligan

Someone that goes to a blog, replys with something that has nothing to do with the blog itself. So you basically wasted your time reading the entire reply thinking theres a point to the subject.

Damn shit_on_a_blog_gilligans. Everyone that has replied to this blog pretty demonstrated they have only the vaguest of an idea on how this shit really fucking works.

by MrMantastic ::AIM July 9, 2007