Galingadorf

A group of tiny people who wear overalls with green shirts underneath. They have short stocky legs, but they are fast as shit.

Most all Galingadorf's have a Napoleon complex, and don't take shit from anyone. They live inside of hollowed out trees, and love to eat spaghetti.

Also, a Galingadorf NEVER forgets.

We really need to get a Galingadorf on our soccer team because they are fast as shit.

by The Don Gonzo May 10, 2011

Gapingassitus

Chronic condition in which one's anus is miraculously opened to enormous sizes at any given moment.

Sometimes I wake up in the morning with half of my bed up my ass, I think my cat Mittens was swallowed as well. Then I knew I had Gapingassitus. It was time to call Uncle Brian.

by ChronicPineapple February 17, 2014

Potato Gazing

Getting mad baked, lying down on a hammock,and watching the clouds.

I was potato gazing all day yesterday.

by dukas July 14, 2011

naval gazing

The practice of quipping faux-intellectual droppings, ideally on Twitter by influential tech people. Utterances should have a healthy mix of sociology, anthropology, technology, and why yes, cryptocurrency bullshit. It is named after a certain venture capitalist.

- Did you see his latest tweet? He is at it again. "The past was democracy. The future is meritocracy. Blockchain is Lydia".
- His naval gazing is just too much, man.

by someone-over-the-rainbow July 31, 2018

Grundle Gazing

When someone repetitively gazes at your groin area.

Hey bro, did you see that girl over there? She was totally grundle gazing me.

by ThotDestroyer3000 September 16, 2018

Navel-Gazing

A slang term describing the act of taking a long period to think about one's thoughts & feelings, or focus on one specific topic.

Essentially, thinking really deeply and seriously about something, including yourself or others.

Shaun was so busy navel-gazing about the meaning of life that he didn't notice that the bus passed his stop.

by BlueCaptain August 19, 2013

Naval Gazing

Noun: The semi-stupefied state that a boat owner falls into when the weather is sunny and the seas are calm, but they are stuck at work. Often, this state is punctuated by staring longingly out the nearest ocean-facing window. May also be seen in surfers stuck work while the waves are breaking.

Man, did you see Joe? He just got a new speedboat and was naval gazing all afternoon. I felt badly for the guy when the weather blew in.

by Paradoxical Cat July 29, 2013