Gaby

Looks like lord farquaad from shrek but shorter. has no boobs and is basically a small hamster that can do math. i don’t know what’s worse, her sweatstains or her ability to throw a football correctly. can be a bitch at times, and by times i mean all the goddamn time.

dude: guess who saw one of the characters from shrek?
dude 2: you? and where?
dude: i saw lord farquaad in the hallway!!
dude 2: bro... that is gaby!!! xd rawr

by splashy daddy September 14, 2018

Gaby

Gaby is the girl who makes you smile beyond belief. Gaby is the girl who can make you happier than all the money in the world. There's not a single thing she can do that would make you doubt her love. She's caring but sarcastic and sarcastic but goofy. She is always ready to comfort you and be there for you no matter what because when she cares about you, there's nothing that can get in the way. Her memory is long so don't do her wrong, but if you treat her right then the only thing in her memory will be the good times. She'll love you even when you don't love yourself. And sometimes that love is all you need. :)

Gaby, you've changed my life. You make me the happiest man alive.

by trickassthotboi January 12, 2020

gaby

gaby is hot

yeah gabys hot

by gabyishot February 11, 2021

gaby

a male baby that you can already tell is going to be gay when he grows up

dude did you see her kid the other day? what a gaby

by kingbarley July 6, 2007

gaby

a type of dominican gerbil bred in miami dade college. the are distinguished by their colorful yellow streak in their hair. be aware they have the ability to chew through various metals. they have been known to chew thru elevator doors.

yesterday i caught a gaby chewing my car door.

by mistah wheelz December 13, 2010

GABY

The act of placing a gerbal in your ass

the gerbal placed in the condom just got a gaby

by bob101daman April 22, 2008

Gaby

A compulsive liar, usually referring to women who are insecure and try to make themselves sound like they have a life when they really don't. This forces you into circular conversations about a topic you only had a minor interest in. Usually an attribute of a Marketing idiot or a salesperson.

Tom: Did you hear about the new restaurant down the street. I hear it rocks

Gaby: Yeah, I totally went yesterday with my husband.

Tom: I thought you said you were at home sick yesterday.

Gaby: Oh, yeah, I'm sorry, I meant the other day.

Tom: It just opened yesterday.

Gaby: Oh, I must have this mixed up with the other restaurant.

Tom: What other restaurant?

Gaby: The really exclusive one down the street from the other one...I'll get back to you with the name (rushes to her iphone or laptop to google restaurants in the area so as to not look like the liar she really is)

(and so on and so on....)

by Gaby_12 March 4, 2009