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Crocodile Funhouse:

When you are fucking her from behind and you reach around and pull her arms back.. Once you've done that, slowly lean into kiss her neck and aggressively bite her neck and put her into a death roll.
John: What's up? You look sad.

Josh: Kim is mad at me.
John: what'd you do?

Josh: gave her a crocodile funhouse.

John: makes sense.
by Cheeki_Cunt_Corz April 13, 2016
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Crusty funhouse

When you repeatedly ejaculate inside a tie-dye tee-shirt, and then wear it.
I had no shirts left to wear, so I had to put on a crusty funhouse.
by Megacheese69420 February 26, 2023
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toilet funeral

A "funeral" in which a fish or other pet is flushed down the commode.

A "toilet funeral" usually takes place after the "tragic" and "sudden" death of a short lived pet such as a goldfish etc.
Not many words are spoken during a toilet funeral but you can distinctly hear the blessed sounds of water flushing from the Porcelain God.
Imagine your child's fish dies after a day and you're glad that it is gone but your children won't stop whining about it.

To make the whiny bastards feel better you quickly say,"Look we are going to have a "toilet funeral" for Dorothy #1, I mean Dorothy #2, or whatever the number kid..."

"Ok Daddy/Mommy Can we invite my friends over?"

(Flush Noises Repeatedly....)

"Now is good honey"
by THE FLOOSH June 15, 2017
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funemployment

The condition of a person who takes advantage of being out of a job to have the time of their life.
I spent all day Tuesday at the pool; funemployment rocks!
by Mr. Brief August 24, 2006
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fuehreriffic

A word used to describe the limozine of the late Adolf Hitler, the first car to come with farfignuggen.
"It's Fuehreriffic!" -Bart Simpson
by Wooginator March 2, 2008
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Funeral Treatment

A Funeral Treatment is when you're driving and someone is tailgating you and you slow down to very low speed, causing a line of traffic to build behind you. This makes it look very similar to a Funeral Procession. It doesn't have to be tailgating, you can give someone the funeral treatment for any reason.
Joe: Damn, this guy is riding my ass, I keep giving him a break check and he still won't back up.

Mike: Give him a funeral treatment, then he'll back off.

Joe: Speed limit is 30, I'll give him a 10mph treatment, that should piss him off.
by Hopie Elle March 3, 2009
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funshow

when the second you try not to laugh at a serious situation, your brain creates a slideshow of everything funny that has ever occured in your life.
Guy1: dude why did you laugh at my grandads funeral?
Guy2: i had a funshow.
by bakers67 August 28, 2010
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