Fudgepacker Paradox

This refers to the phenomenon of gay males having more success attracting women than straight males do. This is paradoxical as, obviously, a gay male has no interest in the women they monopolize away from straight males.

"Gay men get all the women. Everyone knows this. It's called the Fudgepacker Paradox."

by GingerBeer June 17, 2012

Fudgepacker's Disease

AIDS

The dad on the Brady Bunch died of Fudgepacker's Disease.

by Dick Fitzentite September 28, 2009

Fudgepacker U

Penn State used to be referred to as Linebacker U but now it should be called Fudgepacker U thanks to Sandusky.

Please 'Dooky Dick' Sandusky, do not make me an alumni of Fudgepacker U.

by Aluminumb November 12, 2011

Fudgepack Fanatic

A person that isn't gay but they like gay people.

Person 1: "Wow, that was so gay"
Person 2: "You shouldn't make fun of gay people"
Person 1: "Fuck off, i have freedom of speech you fudgepack Fanatic"

by matt9236 February 3, 2010

Green Bay Fudgepackers

What a non-fan of the Green Bay Packers football team might call them.

Hey, the Supertolietbowl this year doesn't have those fucking crappy Green Bay Fudgepackers in it! It's between birds and horses this time around!

by Telephony January 27, 2014

FUDGEPACKER

A term used in Angry Kid (by Aardman Studios) when Darren (Angry Kid) pretends to have tourettes in the car when David Holt (dad) drives somewhere with him.

"Nah dad, Tourettes Syndrome, when you can't stop yourself from saying things you balded fudgepacker!!"
"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!"

by Aardman April 13, 2023

Baldy Fudgepacker

1) Someone who is baldy and indulges in anal sex, normally a gay male, but not always so. Often called Menza.

2) A machine used by Cadbury's to put bars of Fudge into boxes for distribution

3) The opperator of the above machine.

I'm a baldy fudgepacker, I pack baldy fudge in boxes.

by Baldy Fudgepacker November 28, 2019