I don't have the facts to back this up

A phrase said prior to any ridiculous statement to give the illusion of validity.

"Now, I don't have the facts to back this up, but I believe Herman Cain was born in Indonesia."

by Notwhoyouthinkitis October 9, 2011

Feathers Facts

When somebody tells a story about their accomplishments that is so outrageous it can't possibly be true; considering the person telling the story.

Feathers Facts teller: "Dude, I have 8 different state records in track. I am also the only player to never lose a game in a soccer career. One game I scored 4 goals then left with the other team's cheerleaders and had my 6th, no wait, 14th orgy. It was pretty cool."

Feathers Facts victim: "Is that guy serious? But he's such a fat douchebag."

Feathers Facts bystander: "Dude, you just got fed some Feathers Facts."

by Diogenes of Sinope February 9, 2013

0 fucks

0 fucks is when you don't care about nothing, you literally have no fucks for anything

Dave: bro you can't smoke here, it's a no smoking zone
Ester: nigga I have 0 fucks

Dave: do you

by Eslizlle November 25, 2015

This guy fucks

Meaning this guy/girl gets it done. They know their shit and they are a boss.

Dude that guy chugged 3 beers in a row. This guy fucks!

by Greenmachine07 May 14, 2016

trick fuchs

A bitchy old language arts teacher with no life and always complains.

That trick Fuchs is such a pain in the ass today.

by angrybadger998 April 26, 2014

shat facts

Something that may or may not be true about Shattered; real or imaginary. Commonly used amongst the popular running and drinking club the Hash House Harriers.

Shat Facts!
Find the truth
A. Professionally tapes Quidditch Matches

B. Local Jester at the Renaissance Fair

A False Answer would make someone drink.
A True Answer would make someone drink.

by 8 Men In My Box LH3 June 15, 2016

fred fuchs

the guy in AVGN's Dracula Games Episode, Reappears as The Final Boss in The Angry Video Game Nerd Adventures (btw its pronounced *fucks* not fuchs)

(AVGN):It's Me Your Nemesis.. Fred Fuchs

by theosuweeb June 29, 2019