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fuckcase

An eternal screw-up, whether by nature or nurture; a dim-witted twit whose genetic mishaps have made it impossible for him to change his life.
"Sean's still smoking crack, even though he's got three kids. That dude's nothing but a fuckcase."
by Charges February 11, 2004
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fucknastic

BOB: Dude that weed was fucknastic!

ROB: That wasn't weed dumb fuck it was oregano..

BOB: Oh :'~(
by Regan Lee:D July 12, 2009
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dog and fucksters

We are going to dog and fucksters
by Sidemann August 12, 2018
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Fuckenstein

King of monstrously fucking up in a "you blew it dude" sorta way.
Your friend pisses himself trying to get some from a hot chick.

You say "Fuckenstein, you need a mop"
by Gothic April 29, 2005
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fucktarted

the shorter way for saying fucking retarted or fucked up and retarted

describing a really really stupid or annoying ass person

shorter version:
fucktard
"they are fucktarted"
"ahh this shit is fucktarted"
"your a fucktard sometimes"
by MiSS_MuRdeR_oF_HavOk June 27, 2006
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fuckastrated

1) To demonstrate a sexual act,
2) to insert a penis somewhere only to somehow have one's balls chopped off, or to be such an utter manwhore and do so much fucking around that you get justifiably castrated.
3) to orchestrate an orgy
4) a state of frustration caused by one's current sex life (or lack thereof)
1) "Just allow me to fuckastrate the proper technique of cunnulingus..."
2) "There is not an orfice within a 10 mile radius, aside from a few women present (including your wife), that you have not penetrated. Therefore, we shall now castrate you with these rusty pliers."
3) Keeping time with his hands like a band director, the fuckastrator shouts,"And now one-two-three––thrust harder brass section––and lubricate, lubricate..."
4) "I am so goddamn fuckastrated! Even the shower massage no longer helps!"
by Spork_damage May 6, 2007
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fuckbasket

(n.) Imbecile; dumbass. See also: "dildo," "douchebag," "beata."
Wow, you really are a fuckbasket!
by CrunkDawg November 3, 2003
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