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Carnival of Fuckupery

A Carnival of Fuckupery is celebration of High Order Douchebaggery. Simply put, an individual, or more commonly, individuals, are douching it up to such an extreme extent that there is nothing you can do to control the situation. And why would you want to do that? It will all come crashing down sooner rather than later, so crack a beer open some chips and settle in for the shitshow.
The mixing of Ketamine, whiskey and borderline Down Syndrome almost universally results in a Carnival of Fuckupery.
by BJ Himself February 3, 2009
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cunt-berry fuckle-muffin

A group of cunt berries covered with semen and vaginal secretions that are stuck together to look like a glazed muffin.
I was going to eat the ole lady's snatch this morning, but it looked like a cunt-berry fuckle-muffin
by ex_lax70 July 12, 2016
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What the fuckula

1: A phrase used by Kim Dracula fans when they are perplexed, confused, or downright annoyed and or angry.

2: A phrase that can also be used when something is silly or funny.
What the fuckula are you talking about?!
by LXXLoveRoulette July 24, 2023
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Fuckulogy

A combined Fuck You and eulogy. Generally saved for historically evil human beings.
After the SEALs killed Osama bin Laden the media gave him a right proper fuckulogy.
by Quinn Daniels June 10, 2011
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holy fuckles its knuckles

used to compliment a female partner's looks
*Karen walks into the room*
George: holy fuckles its knuckles
by kraiden December 9, 2017
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fuckulate

To manipulate negativly, perhaps by way of fucking
We had it all planned out perfect til that bitch fuckulated it all up.

Go fuckulate yourself.
by Colin r. October 5, 2006
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Fucklenuts

A person who is typically screwing up in a large and crazy way.
You had sex with the bosses wife AND got her pregnant? You're a fucklenuts!
by MongerMonger August 17, 2010
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