Fucktion

The function of fucking

My girlfriend taught me how to fucktion properly.

by Marie Hitler April 29, 2020

Fucktion

Have to fuck to function

I must fucktion to start my day.

by #AllDayNinja January 9, 2021

Fucktion

When you’re too fucked to function you just can’t fucktion

“Man too many drugs in so little time I can barely fucktion anymore”

by Fatherritz January 23, 2020

Fucktional

Something so dysfunctional, that it's fucked beyond repair.

Evie's brain is fucktional

by Xirr00 July 2, 2021

Fucktionable

Somebody who is attractive and worthy of carnal engament. Purely on a practice basis.

I saw a girl at a bar and she was very fucktionable.

by Objets trouvés March 25, 2017

Fucktional

Being a functional clusterfuck.

Being fucked up but functional.

Strangely, he's more functional when he's fucked up... so he's fucktional.

I got fucked up but but things all worked out because I'm a fucktional adult.

Suzy is a disaster, but she's still functional ....because she's fucktional.

I'm not functional... I'm fucktional.

by Ticky Ty December 30, 2018

fucktional

The ability for a person / organisation to give one or more "fucks" about something.

Related terms: nonfucktional, dysfucktional

"I'm feeling fairly fucktional today about work."

by Fender_Oz September 22, 2019