fucktify

To make something, that was not already, fucked. Often to the extremes.

why the fuck did you fucken fucktify that you fuck?

by That crazy guy down the road May 19, 2005

fucktion

A function that's totally fucking your maths.

(In reference to a page of mathematical derivations)
This is impossible! This fucktion is ruining my shit!

by PhysicsProcrastibator October 26, 2010

fucktify

To complicate or overcomplicate such that the actual act, issue or reference is obscured beyond necessity or understanding.

Why did you fucking script and photoshop and imageready and fucktify everything on that site?

by nrs January 28, 2005

science fucktion

science fucktion (sy ents fuk shun) NOUN. A genre of writing that describes advanced technologies and explicit sex acts, usually with aliens, monsters, robots or heavily modified humans.

My favorite science fucktion story is "Transvestite Robot Hookers from Mars." I think it was based on The Bible.

by Maxhole June 22, 2009

fucktify

Means simply 'I do not'

Person 1: "Hey, who was that?"
Person 2: "Fucktify know."

by Figleaf23 July 19, 2007

Fucktify

To rectify a problem or mistake by using sexual acts or favors. To set something right with sex.

"You comin' to the game tonight?"
"Nah man, Sharon is pissed I ditched her last night so I gotta go fucktify that shit."

by GohtSkillz March 9, 2009

Fucktillionaire

A new level of wealth determined by George Lucas's success with his Star Wars franchise.

Fanboy 1: "Hey, did you see that article on Lucas, and how he said he funded the building of his new facility with 'some money I put aside'? Real easy when you are worth over a hundren billion dollars..."

Fanboy 2: "I think he has reached the never acheived 'Fucktillionaire' status."

by Christopher Read June 22, 2005