mental fucktion

(noun) the act or condition of getting raped by a test or other measure of intelligence or knowledge

Teacher: Okay kids, time for some serious mental fucktion...

Steffan: So, how did your psych test go?
Sasha: Awful! I had such bad mental fucktion!

by Excuse My French March 26, 2009

fucktigon

Similar to a love triangle but in the swinger community where two couples are exclusive but still attracted to and pursue others. Not a "love triangle" because it's not love and more than three people.

Watch out for them. They're caught up in a fucktigon.

by Dorothy Ray May 30, 2016

fucktion

a sexual function

The man performed a fucktion he learned from his ex involving rolling and lube.

by tvaiello December 17, 2010

Fucktion

When you are fucking and your dick gets stuck. May be painful.

Julie and Melvin were fucking and got into a sticky fucktion. Melvin was hurting for the next few days

by Shmagglenose January 26, 2015

Fucktionable

Somebody who is attractive and worthy of carnal engament. Purely on a practice basis.

I saw a girl at a bar and she was very fucktionable.

by Objets trouvés March 25, 2017

Fucktional

When shits not functional it's fucktional. Fucktional when you gotta grab a tool talk dirty to it slap it around finger it a lil just to get it to work

Work was work again today everything was fucktional couldn't get shit done

by RoyalsMonttryal May 22, 2017

Fucktional

Being a functional clusterfuck.

Being fucked up but functional.

Strangely, he's more functional when he's fucked up... so he's fucktional.

I got fucked up but but things all worked out because I'm a fucktional adult.

Suzy is a disaster, but she's still functional ....because she's fucktional.

I'm not functional... I'm fucktional.

by Ticky Ty December 30, 2018