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fuckter

A term meaning worse off, more uniquely screwed up, when something is of a higher state of disorder than, when much to your displeasure something is totally beyond your control, or simply when something "more fucked than" a stated alternative.
I left my first wife for her best friend after she and I went unescorted on a cross country trip. You know whats fuckter? They are both still good friends.

While doing research in the holding tank back in my drinking days, I met a guy who was sitting at an intersection legally stopped and was hit broadside by an out of control police car involved in a high speed chase. Because he had two empty and 4 full beers in the car, he got arrested. Nothing is more fuckter than being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Situation very chaotic in the ER last night as Paris Hilton was in a car accident and brought in for observation. If she had a concussion, how would you know? Nothing could be fuckter than trying to diagnose her for concussion.
by WinningAttitude March 23, 2007
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Fuckuppery

Fu-cku-ppery (verb) {fuh-kuh-per-ree} : The act one engages in either intentionally or unintentionally, whilst aiming to get themselves well and truly fucked up. This may achieved through either;

1) a state of inebriation induced by overindulgence of either alcohol or drugs - prescription or illicit, or;

2) a state of personal and interpersonal apoptosis resulting from a lifestyle choice or course of action designed to bring about a fall from grace.

3) any combination of the above.

A period of fuckuppery may last anything from a few minutes, as in the case of Nitrous Oxide or DMT, up to months or even years in the case of severe occupational drug use, alcohol dependency, unwillingness to take responsibility for the consequences of ones own actions and watching television.

Whilst short-term fuckuppery can be excellent as social lubricant, stress reliever and dating aid long-term fuckuppery is very rarely beneficial in any way other than comedy value.
Now that's what I call fucking fierce, man. Ah well, never mind. I never did like that fucking evil blonde twatsack anyway. Merry Christmas and seasons fuckuppery to you and your kin!!
by doombadger December 23, 2010
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fuckupery

noun: the quality of a situation that has been extremely fucked up.
Grandma wasn't invited thanks to the wedding planner's fuckupery.
by Hee Suh July 29, 2012
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editorphouis fuckterishous

A condition typically diagnosed to Urban Dictionary volunteer editors when the power of rejecting someone's word gives them an unhealthy addiction to shoving computer mouses and keyboards up their assholes and ejaculating all over the urban dictionary web page.
Dude did you hear about that poor bastard in apartment 2A, hes a volunteer editor and has been diagnosed with editorphouis fuckterishous, a condition that has no known cure and ruins innocent internet lives around them.
by That One Pun Guy September 30, 2016
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fuckterd

Man, my bro is such a Fuckterd!
by Anonymous February 20, 2003
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Fuckover

When you have someone spend the night to have sex all night long.
Johnny spent the night with Sally for a fuckover!
by leidback13 January 11, 2011
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Fuckster

What we call the people who call themselves hipsters behind their back.
"If I see one more Urban Fuckster I'm going to puke," said William, after the woman in Manalo Blahnik shoes obliviously stepped on his weinerdog's paw.
by Agent Jane December 27, 2003
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