Ballfubbling Fuckmuffins

When your girlfriend is actually Dr. Robotnik from the Sonic the Hedgehog Series, you shout this because you've been fooled, or he shouts it because he fooled you, or we all shout it because we've all been fooled.

BALLFUBBLING FUCKMUFFINS TAKE MY CHUM! My hot girlfriend, with the metal chicken thing, yelled.

by schizfn July 21, 2019

Fuckmunch

I dunno, but I'm betting it tastes good... You a gamblin' man?

Shi' yo, tha' be some hardcore fuckmunch yo's got!

by Dutty Crimson November 15, 2004

fuckmunch

When you're getting head from your partner and they're completely missing every g-spot you have.

He was giving me head last night and totally fuckmunched it...

by DJdubby February 24, 2015

Fuckmuppet

An expletive used in regards to someone idiotic
OR
A really annoying puppet

God dammit Kermit you fuckmuppet

by The_Great_Buke January 28, 2017

fuckmuck

A caffinated drink that taste as good as it looks. Fuckmuck can also be a person that likes muck

Star***** Coffee is fuckmuck

by hfd October 1, 2005

fuckmule

igorant stepson who curses you out via public forum, and yet only meant it sarcastically, easily confused with being utterly disrespectful and needing an ass stomping

"nathan was such a fuckmule for commenting on that picture that randy posted of him"

by jonniedrama April 9, 2010

Fuckmuscle

Your penis

Suck the sloppy end of my Fuckmuscle

by Jabony December 10, 2015